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Monday, 26 January 2015

LMFAO!! Wizkidayo gets endorsement from Mama Afeez Frozen foods..

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Nigerian music star, Wizkid Ayo gets bigboy endorsement from Mama Afeez frozen foods.
Can't imagine how much he was paid to be used as the cover of Mama Afeez's sign post, must cost a fortune dou.
The picture has gone viral and was posted originally by Kaffy
on instagram

Oooh boi! How will you rather describe this kinda head?? Head.............. see photo >>

Gistmix

Mheen! The Yorubas have one saying that, there is a type of head that one should never cheat.... I've for always searched and searched for those types of head buh I tell you, here is one... right here, right now....

How can you describe this kind of head? An HeadWard or an Head of State, or an Head master.........or...... say urs

Yeepah!! Can you sleep overnight in this kind of creepy hotel??

Gistmix

Omg! This hotel is in the midst of water, just like the Burj Al Arab 7 star hotel! I'll rather five this hotel a 77 star rating cos this is damn creativity at work or some kind of unexplainable geological activity...

The question is, can you pass the night in this kind of hotel?? Knowing fully well that there is just one entry and exit... if kasala happens, na water tinz of.

You fit??

Check these out: Very sweet old moments you shouldn't have missed...

Gistmix

Here are some very sweet old moments many of us experienced back in those days.... I'll love to take you down the memory lane... feel free to add yours..

• I missed the days of Apoche, cloths made from Chair materials.
• D days when we went to school, lined up & D headmistress & teachers inspects our nails & uniform & den we march to our classrooms
• D days of Computer Socks: U Remember na??
• D days of Nasco Biscuit,Trebor, sisi pelebe, ekono Gowon, baba dudu, Okin Round & Okin Four Corner. Iced Colored water tied in nylon we called it "condense".
• D days of Goody-Goody & Pako Biscuit. 
• D days of Sakobi the snake girl, Nneka the pretty serpent, Ali & Simbi, Mr Salami & Mrs Salami, Agbo lives in Calabar & in Yoruba class "obe oba ba obo oba"
• Chei, i remember those days when one naira coin na money, when groundnut was 50 kobo & Choco milo sweet was 25 kobo.
• D days of messing game, who is in d garden, police and thief.
• D days of mummy & daddy play♥♥:*
• D days when we used to build houses with sand, play suwe game, tinco tinco, Mr Marcaroni, change your style, pion pion pion (Gun sound), ten ten, skipping, stop! U remember nau.
• those days when we used to fly kites on the streets, when boys used to make use of d paint bucket cover as tire & their daddy's hanger as d steering.
• Those days when rubber band was stock exchange.
• D days when Votron, jumbo, power rangers, ghost busters was our favourite cartoons:
• D days of Limca soft drinks & Choco milo advert on black and white Tv & Sunday rendezvous by 1:30pm...choi! i remember this 1
• when we say 'leke leke give me white finger' 
• Those days when Eleganza pen was d best:
• D days wen we used to drink water from d tap, even suck out d water if its not coming:
• D days when NTA will show rainbow color for 30 mins, then national anthem before they resume program.
• D days where basket sandals, Simbi nd Kitto sandals was d best. 
• Days when we all sing sandalili sandalili songs
DSTV has come no more old fun:

I'm really proud to have Experienced all these, sure u r 2..
if u av more u can post o!!! lets share old experiences 2gether!!!

Sunday, 25 January 2015

Who betrayed who amongst these two lovers [See Photos]

Gistmix
Got this from a social media site...
It is a very interesting question, a question of trust.
Here is what the picture says:

**IMPORTANT QUESTION**
A couple decided to commit suicide. After a rough life, they both decided to jump off a building. When they got to the top, they both counted to 3. The woman jumped, but the man stayed. He watched her drop for 8 seconds then  saw that she pulled a parachute.

Who betrayed who amongst the two of them??

Ladies, know your bride price.. See photos >>

Gistmix
 As we all know, the price of everything has skyrocketed in Nigeria, including the price of garri..
Here are the additional fees to complement the ones in the photo >>

Straight legs +10,000
Bow, k and cocoyam leg  -N25,000
Tribal marks -N30,000
with ikebe  + N25,000
without Ikebe  -35,000
oya let the computing begin... 


Feel free to add to the list..

PHOTOS: If you really haven't seen any of these before, You're still a baby and you really missed

Gistmix
If you really haven't seen any of these, you've missed seeeriously, infact, you must be born in the 20s.
Back in the 80's and 90's, these used to be our most coveted ice-cream. We took it with fun and so much happiness back then. When taking a cup of tea back then sef, some do go to the extent of pouring the left over into a nylon and refrigerate it... As soon as it solidifies, welcome to the good life...hehehe.. So many assorted colours..

Have You Tasted Any of those before ??

Friday, 23 January 2015

Photo of the day!! Can you dance with a lady with this kind of hairstyle in the club?

Gistmix

Thank Goodness its Friday... As we all know, a variety of weird stuffs happen every Friday night.
Assuming you were at a Friday night club, chilling with your hommies and suddenly, a lady in this kind of snaky hairstyle ask you to dance with her, will you / Can you??

See photo below >>

#we love comments...

Thursday, 15 January 2015

Beating of life and destiny!! Thief who made money disappear was caught and tortured by soldiers... See Exclusive Photos >>

Gistmix


Choi!! Na so God dey do beating of destiny for some people ooo!
This event happened in calabar yesterday afternoon along Ikot Ansa Road. The dude allegedly bought boxers from a woman and gave her a N500 note. Luckily for the woman, she immediately noticed that all the money in her wallet had disappeared. The woman who had a microphone started shouting "Inor!" "Inor!" meaning Thief! Thief! and unluckily for the thief who had started running away, soldiers were passing by, they chased him, made him remove his clothes and made him swim in the stagnant gutter pool..

With enough beating, the money re-appeared... What a magician! *rotfl*
More photos after the cut >>

Imagine you having this very endowed damsel as your house maid! How do you see your home??

Gistmix
Ladies and gents in the hood! Check this out..
Ladies, can you employ someone who looks like this as your house maid?
Guys, is there anything wrong in having someone who is as packaged as this as your house maid?
If you have someone who looks exactly like this as your house maid, how do you see your home?

Video of the day!! Referee slaps football player then runs for his life with soccer boots targetted at his head...

Gistmix
This is a very funny video! must watch for everyone... This referee was actually officiating a match. But during the match, there was a mixup which made him go seek the opinion of  his linesman to know who is really at fault. But things didn't turn out well when he slapped one of the football players. This sure got other players angry and made them chase him around the pitch with soccer boots aimed directly at him to bring him down! *rotfl*
Watch funny video below >>


Basketmouth visits his old secondary school and sits on the chair he sat 20 years ago!!

Gistmix

Nigeria's stand up comedy star, Bright Okpocha, popularly known as Basket mouth visited his old time secondary school, earlier today - United Christian Secondary School, A papa, Lagos.
It was sweet memory on display as he sat on the same seat corner he used to seat back then and took a photograph with the new students in the class....
He wrote this caption on his IG page:
"And today I visited my secondary school, seated on the same seat (at least same corner) I sat 20 years ago in my classroom"

Friday, 9 January 2015

Comedian Julius Agwu shares amazing photo of his first meeting with his wife in year 2000.. *Can't Watch*

Gistmix
Julius Agwu, a very successful Nigerian comedian met his wife, Ibiere,at this wedding in year 2000 for the very first time.
According to Julius, she was the bridesmaid and Julius Agwu was the Master of Ceremony at the wedding. After their meeting, they dated for years and finally got hooked in 2008. Their union has since then been blessed with two awesome kids...

Laugh away your sorrows with this #Money Cannot Waste Tag... Read funny collection -

Gistmix
This is very old, culled from our archive but it's gold... Laugh away your sorrows..
 
MONEY CANNOT WASTE O MY PEOPLE:
  • You buy eggroll N150, I buy buns N15, boil one egg N30, all na N45...#MoneyCannotWaste.
  • You buy 5alive N250, I buy orange+mango+pi neapple N80 naira..my own get natural nutrient..#MoneyCannotWaste.
  • Nepa cut your light, you pay 2000 sharp sharp, I wait, i cal electrician for nite settle #500 im fix my wire back..#MoneyCannotWaste..
  • You buy milo, milk and sugar, I buy cowbell chocolate which already contains all the sugar...#MoneyCannotWaste
  • You pay 5k go watch MI for show, I buy him cd N150, stay room play and sing along......#MoneyCannotWaste
  • You dey chop pop corn of N1000 for cinema and I dey chop ground nut of N20 cinema..shey our mouth dey move, movie dey show go! #Money Cannot Waste
  • You buy red bull N300 to become active, I buy paraga N20, Am super active...mtchew #Money Cannot Waste
  • You buy rosé (red wine), I buy zobo and add squaddy, all ną red wine...#Money Cannot Waste
  • You fix 100k brazillian hair, I buy N100 xpression attachment, I fine pass you...n guys don't knowd difference .....#Money CannotWaste
  • You go club for VI, buy hennesey of 40k, Me go one joint, buy alomo N200..all na highness.....#Money Cannot Waste
  • You....pay N50 to watch match in a viewing centre, I stand outside to watch d match all na d same..#Money Cannot Waste 
  • You buy bb porsche 200k, I buy curve4 10k, shey all of us dey ping........ Mtchew.....hahahahahaha!!..abeg if una get anyone drop am here...na d same..hahahaha!
Keep it rolling... - See more at: http://nccmedia.blogspot.com/#sthash.bGEu4dOX.dpuf
This is very old, culled from our archive but it's gold... Laugh away your sorrows..

MONEY CANNOT WASTE O MY PEOPLE:

  •     You buy eggroll N150, I buy buns N15, boil one egg N30, all na N45...#MoneyCannotWaste.
  •     You buy 5alive N250, I buy orange+mango+pi neapple N80 naira..my own get natural nutrient..#MoneyCannotWaste.
  •     Nepa cut your light, you pay 2000 sharp sharp, I wait, i cal electrician for nite settle #500 im fix my wire back..#MoneyCannotWaste..
  •     You buy milo, milk and sugar, I buy cowbell chocolate which already contains all the sugar...#MoneyCannotWaste
  •     You pay 5k go watch MI for show, I buy him cd N150, stay room play and sing along......#MoneyCannotWaste

ROTFL: Funny Signpost - See how Asaba people spell *BARBEQUE*... See funny photo >>

Gistmix

This is another #gbagaun spelling from the stables of Asaba Bar Yam Pepper Soup and Barbing Cube joint...
Lols, is it that they meant Barbeque or they intentionally spelt it that way *kinda confusing*

Anyweiz.... Who wants some Barbing Cube???

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OMGoodness!! See this EPICally touching throwback selfie of Tuface Idibia with Comedian Basketmouth!!

Gistmix

Wow! This is quite interesting! These two longtime friends who are top-ranking Nigerian entertainers are looking so lovely, innocent n broke in this selfie they took together a longtime ago *lols...
Basketmouth shared this throwback photo of him and tubaba on his instagram page with caption "Poverty is an evil spirit"

Lmfao!! Everyone knows that already...

See photo below >>

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