Monday, 26 January 2015
LMFAO!! Wizkidayo gets endorsement from Mama Afeez Frozen foods..
Can't imagine how much he was paid to be used as the cover of Mama Afeez's sign post, must cost a fortune dou.
The picture has gone viral and was posted originally by Kaffy
on instagram
That awkward moment when you're trying to explain Jesus why you deleted your bible on your Android/Ios
Like some people I know, they'll rather delete the bible on their phone to free some space for candy crush... #SMH.
GOD IS WATCHING YOU IN 3D
Oooh boi! How will you rather describe this kinda head?? Head.............. see photo >>
Mheen! The Yorubas have one saying that, there is a type of head that one should never cheat.... I've for always searched and searched for those types of head buh I tell you, here is one... right here, right now....
How can you describe this kind of head? An HeadWard or an Head of State, or an Head master.........or...... say urs
Learn - The new concise female dictionary words and phrases every guy must understand... See photo >>
Its no longer news that our ladies are so damn complicated with very unpredictable characters and nature.
When they say something, most times, they mean the opposite of what they're saying...
Here is a quick glance of some phrases they like saying and the true meaning....
Yeepah!! Can you sleep overnight in this kind of creepy hotel??
Omg! This hotel is in the midst of water, just like the Burj Al Arab 7 star hotel! I'll rather five this hotel a 77 star rating cos this is damn creativity at work or some kind of unexplainable geological activity...
The question is, can you pass the night in this kind of hotel?? Knowing fully well that there is just one entry and exit... if kasala happens, na water tinz of.
You fit??
Check these out: Very sweet old moments you shouldn't have missed...
Here are some very sweet old moments many of us experienced back in those days.... I'll love to take you down the memory lane... feel free to add yours..
• I missed the days of Apoche, cloths made from Chair materials.
• D days when we went to school, lined up & D headmistress & teachers inspects our nails & uniform & den we march to our classrooms
• D days of Computer Socks: U Remember na??
• D days of Nasco Biscuit,Trebor, sisi pelebe, ekono Gowon, baba dudu, Okin Round & Okin Four Corner. Iced Colored water tied in nylon we called it "condense".
• D days of Goody-Goody & Pako Biscuit.
• D days of Sakobi the snake girl, Nneka the pretty serpent, Ali & Simbi, Mr Salami & Mrs Salami, Agbo lives in Calabar & in Yoruba class "obe oba ba obo oba"
• Chei, i remember those days when one naira coin na money, when groundnut was 50 kobo & Choco milo sweet was 25 kobo.
• D days of messing game, who is in d garden, police and thief.
• D days of mummy & daddy play♥♥:*
• D days when we used to build houses with sand, play suwe game, tinco tinco, Mr Marcaroni, change your style, pion pion pion (Gun sound), ten ten, skipping, stop! U remember nau.
• those days when we used to fly kites on the streets, when boys used to make use of d paint bucket cover as tire & their daddy's hanger as d steering.
• Those days when rubber band was stock exchange.
• D days when Votron, jumbo, power rangers, ghost busters was our favourite cartoons:
• D days of Limca soft drinks & Choco milo advert on black and white Tv & Sunday rendezvous by 1:30pm...choi! i remember this 1
• when we say 'leke leke give me white finger'
• Those days when Eleganza pen was d best:
• D days wen we used to drink water from d tap, even suck out d water if its not coming:
• D days when NTA will show rainbow color for 30 mins, then national anthem before they resume program.
• D days where basket sandals, Simbi nd Kitto sandals was d best.
• Days when we all sing sandalili sandalili songs
DSTV has come no more old fun:
I'm really proud to have Experienced all these, sure u r 2..
if u av more u can post o!!! lets share old experiences 2gether!!!
Sunday, 25 January 2015
Who betrayed who amongst these two lovers [See Photos]
It is a very interesting question, a question of trust.
Here is what the picture says:
**IMPORTANT QUESTION**
A couple decided to commit suicide. After a rough life, they both decided to jump off a building. When they got to the top, they both counted to 3. The woman jumped, but the man stayed. He watched her drop for 8 seconds then saw that she pulled a parachute.
Ladies, know your bride price.. See photos >>
Here are the additional fees to complement the ones in the photo >>
Straight legs +10,000
Bow, k and cocoyam leg -N25,000
Tribal marks -N30,000
with ikebe + N25,000
without Ikebe -35,000
oya let the computing begin...
PHOTOS: If you've used this kind of withdrawal booklet before, you must be very old
PHOTOS: If you really haven't seen any of these before, You're still a baby and you really missed
Back in the 80's and 90's, these used to be our most coveted ice-cream. We took it with fun and so much happiness back then. When taking a cup of tea back then sef, some do go to the extent of pouring the left over into a nylon and refrigerate it... As soon as it solidifies, welcome to the good life...hehehe.. So many assorted colours..
Friday, 23 January 2015
Collection of very funny photos to start your day with... See photos >>
The entire Naija Comedy Club crew wish you a very interesting weekend ahead of you..
Here is a compilation of some very funny photos you can start your day with...
Laughter is the Best medicine....
See photos below >>
Wooooow! How on Earth can you describe the shape of this head?? See hilatious photo >>
If you were asked to describe the shape of the head of this good looking young man, how will you describe it??
An hammer head of horror
Or An head master
Or An Head of State
See hilarious photo below >>
We love comments!!
Which will you rather choose? These ferocious dogs or these fierce looking pythons ?? See photos >>
Imagine a situation where you get yourself involved in a street fight and then you were asked to chose between these two characters, the man holding the pythons or the man in possession of the dogs to fight your offender with, which will you rather chose??
Funny picture!! Jeep accident claims the lives of a family of six.... See hilarious photo >>
Pretty really sardonic. This accident occurred on the Lagos/ Ibadan expressway involving a family of six which happened to claim the lives of all at that instant....
Viewers discretion is strongly advice..
See photos below >>
Photo of the day!! Can you dance with a lady with this kind of hairstyle in the club?
Thank Goodness its Friday... As we all know, a variety of weird stuffs happen every Friday night.
Assuming you were at a Friday night club, chilling with your hommies and suddenly, a lady in this kind of snaky hairstyle ask you to dance with her, will you / Can you??
See photo below >>
#we love comments...
Monday, 19 January 2015
Did you ever experience this when you were in secondary school?? Kindly signify...
If you are here and you have actually been beaten 12 strokes of cane on the assembly before and you didn't cry, kindly signify here...
Back then, I was part of those students the principals call witch cos of ma stubbornness and my dry eyes..
Friday, 16 January 2015
Lmao!! Silly Nigerian photoshops General Buhari's photo into watching Anaconda video!! See photoshop and original photo here >>
Nigerians are incredible... Got this photo on Nairaland. Its a photo of General Buhari at an event with his tablet, but this photo was photoshopped into him watching Nicki Minaj's anaconda video!
See the original video n photoshop below >>
Thursday, 15 January 2015
Beating of life and destiny!! Thief who made money disappear was caught and tortured by soldiers... See Exclusive Photos >>
Choi!! Na so God dey do beating of destiny for some people ooo!
This event happened in calabar yesterday afternoon along Ikot Ansa Road. The dude allegedly bought boxers from a woman and gave her a N500 note. Luckily for the woman, she immediately noticed that all the money in her wallet had disappeared. The woman who had a microphone started shouting "Inor!" "Inor!" meaning Thief! Thief! and unluckily for the thief who had started running away, soldiers were passing by, they chased him, made him remove his clothes and made him swim in the stagnant gutter pool..
With enough beating, the money re-appeared... What a magician! *rotfl*
More photos after the cut >>
SMH!! See this APC's VP Candidate prof Osibanjo taking like breakfast in his house >>

Imagine you having this very endowed damsel as your house maid! How do you see your home??
Video of the day!! Referee slaps football player then runs for his life with soccer boots targetted at his head...
Very Dumb or Interesting?? Marriage bridal train engage in an horse riding photo pose... See photo >>
Dunno if this is a very interesting concept or a very dumb one.... Maybe that's what is in vogue now, really can't say...
This marriage bridal train took a photo with an horse riding style...
Whatcha say??
See photo below >>
Basketmouth visits his old secondary school and sits on the chair he sat 20 years ago!!
Nigeria's stand up comedy star, Bright Okpocha, popularly known as Basket mouth visited his old time secondary school, earlier today - United Christian Secondary School, A papa, Lagos.
It was sweet memory on display as he sat on the same seat corner he used to seat back then and took a photograph with the new students in the class....
He wrote this caption on his IG page:
"And today I visited my secondary school, seated on the same seat (at least same corner) I sat 20 years ago in my classroom"
Lmfao!! See this igbo-made original nose pointed addidas shoe... See hilarious photo >>
Nigerians are undoubtedly creative with wonderful innovations and creative works... Got this interesting piece online.
This kinda shoe can be made by addidas when and only when Aba boys are being employed by the addidas company! Lolz
See photo below >>>
Nollywood again!! Release new movie titled Tear in my Bra
Nollywood is at it again o...*rotfl*
This time around, they've come up with a new movie titled Tear in my Bra.
What kinda movie title is this! Wonder what its content will be like..
See photo below >>
Friday, 9 January 2015
Funny photo of the day!! If your girlfriend fries dodo like this, you're still single my brother... See funny photo >>
In a very interesting relationship and your girl says cooking is not her hobby??
Take this lil piece of information from me to you....
If your girlfriend fries dodo like this on a repeated basis and she does so happily, you're on your own o...
Oyo is your case lols*
Photo of the day!! Father Christmas arrested on Christmas day for defiling 5 year old girl in Ogun... See photo >>
Lmao!
Things that happen #Only In Nigeria.
This father Christmas was arrested on his special day, dec 25th, for defiling 5 year old girl in Ogun-State.
Buh when we were young, they use to tell us that Santa's are metaphysical beings, they usually come from Rome.
Now wondering! Do spiritual beings get arrested too!
*rotfl*
WOW!! Kim Kardashian flaunts her cleavage as she attends John Legend's birthday party with Kanye
Fashola comments explosively on Pres. Goodluck's presidential rally in Lagos State.. Read full comments here >>
President Goodluck Jonathan had his presidential rally in Lagos two days ago and it was quite a success. Lagos state governor, Fashola Shared his thoughts about the president's presidential rally during the APC town hall meeting in Edo state yesterday..
wow! Lips sealed.. Read below >>
Comedian Julius Agwu shares amazing photo of his first meeting with his wife in year 2000.. *Can't Watch*
According to Julius, she was the bridesmaid and Julius Agwu was the Master of Ceremony at the wedding. After their meeting, they dated for years and finally got hooked in 2008. Their union has since then been blessed with two awesome kids...
Laugh away your sorrows with this #Money Cannot Waste Tag... Read funny collection -
- You buy eggroll N150, I buy buns N15, boil one egg N30, all na N45...#MoneyCannotWaste.
- You buy 5alive N250, I buy orange+mango+pi neapple N80 naira..my own get natural nutrient..#MoneyCannotWaste.
- Nepa cut your light, you pay 2000 sharp sharp, I wait, i cal electrician for nite settle #500 im fix my wire back..#MoneyCannotWaste..
- You buy milo, milk and sugar, I buy cowbell chocolate which already contains all the sugar...#MoneyCannotWaste
- You pay 5k go watch MI for show, I buy him cd N150, stay room play and sing along......#MoneyCannotWaste
- You dey chop pop corn of N1000 for cinema and I dey chop ground nut of N20 cinema..shey our mouth dey move, movie dey show go! #Money Cannot Waste
- You buy red bull N300 to become active, I buy paraga N20, Am super active...mtchew #Money Cannot Waste
- You buy rosé (red wine), I buy zobo and add squaddy, all ną red wine...#Money Cannot Waste
- You fix 100k brazillian hair, I buy N100 xpression attachment, I fine pass you...n guys don't knowd difference .....#Money CannotWaste
- You go club for VI, buy hennesey of 40k, Me go one joint, buy alomo N200..all na highness.....#Money Cannot Waste
- You....pay N50 to watch match in a viewing centre, I stand outside to watch d match all na d same..#Money Cannot Waste
- You buy bb porsche 200k, I buy curve4 10k, shey all of us dey ping........ Mtchew.....hahahahahaha!!..abeg if una get anyone drop am here...na d same..hahahaha!
MONEY CANNOT WASTE O MY PEOPLE:
- You buy eggroll N150, I buy buns N15, boil one egg N30, all na N45...#MoneyCannotWaste.
- You buy 5alive N250, I buy orange+mango+pi neapple N80 naira..my own get natural nutrient..#MoneyCannotWaste.
- Nepa cut your light, you pay 2000 sharp sharp, I wait, i cal electrician for nite settle #500 im fix my wire back..#MoneyCannotWaste..
- You buy milo, milk and sugar, I buy cowbell chocolate which already contains all the sugar...#MoneyCannotWaste
- You pay 5k go watch MI for show, I buy him cd N150, stay room play and sing along......#MoneyCannotWaste
ROTFL: Funny Signpost - See how Asaba people spell *BARBEQUE*... See funny photo >>
This is another #gbagaun spelling from the stables of Asaba Bar Yam Pepper Soup and Barbing Cube joint...
Lols, is it that they meant Barbeque or they intentionally spelt it that way *kinda confusing*
Anyweiz.... Who wants some Barbing Cube???
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Who says baba Iyabo can't dig it?? See Fmr Nigerian President, Obasanjo, dancing komole with a lady... See photo >>
Okay nau! Even baba Iyabo sef dey game.
Former Nigerian president, Olusegun Obasanjo, was at a function last weekend and believe me sincerely, baba sef knows how the small boiz do the thang...
Look at baba, digging it with all seriousness with the lady...
See photo below >>>
OMGoodness!! See this EPICally touching throwback selfie of Tuface Idibia with Comedian Basketmouth!!
Wow! This is quite interesting! These two longtime friends who are top-ranking Nigerian entertainers are looking so lovely, innocent n broke in this selfie they took together a longtime ago *lols...
Basketmouth shared this throwback photo of him and tubaba on his instagram page with caption "Poverty is an evil spirit"
Lmfao!! Everyone knows that already...
See photo below >>











