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CONFESSION OF A LADY:
During lunch at work last
week, I ate 3 plates of
beans (which I know I shouldn't).
When I got home, my
husband seemed excited to see me and
exclaimed delightedly;
Darling I have a surprise
for dinner tonight.
He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the
dinner table. I
took a
seat and just as he was about to
remove my
blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me
promise not to touch the
blindfold until he
returned and went to answer
the call.
The beans I had consumed were still affecting me
and the
pressure was becoming
unbearable, so while my
husband was out of the
room I seized the opportunity, shifted my
weight to one leg and let
one go. It was not only loud, but
it smelled
like a
fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a
garbage dump!
I took my napkin from my lap and
fanned the air around me
vigorously.
Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off
three more. The stink was worse
than cooked
cabbage. Keeping my ears
carefully tuned to the
conversation in the other
room, I went on releasing
atomic bombs like this for
another few minutes.
The pleasure was indescribable!
Eventually the telephone
farewells signaled the end of my
freedom, so I
quickly fanned the air a few more
times with my
napkin, placed it on my lap and
folded my
hands
back on it feeling very relieved
and pleased with
myself. My face must have been
the picture of
innocence when my husband
returned,
apologising for taking so long.
He asked me if I had peeked
through the
blindfold, and I assured
him I had not. At this point, he
removed the blindfold. To my utmost surprise,
twelve dinner guests were seated
around the table, with
their hands on their nose. Oh No!!!!!!