Joke of the day: Drunk Rabbit

One day, a Rabbit was running around the forest
happily when he saw a giraffe smoking marijuana,
"Hey" he said to the giraffe, "why do you do this to
yourself my friend? Just run around the forest with
me, and you'll feel happier."
The giraffe thought about this, left the smoke and
started running with the rabbit.
After a while, they came across an elephant taking
heroin, "Hey" said the rabbit to the elephant, "why
do you destroy yourself with drugs? Just run
around the forest with me and you'll definitely be
happier."
The elephant thought about this, left his drugs and
started running around the forest with the rabbit.
After a while, they saw a Lion taking cocaine, a
powerful drug, "Hey" the rabbit said to the lion,
"why do you punish yourself so? Just run around
the forest with me and you'll feel happier."
Then the lion left his drugs and started giving the
rabbit the beating of his life.
"Hey" said the elephant to Mr Lion, "This guy is
only trying to help us from taking drugs, why are
you beating him up?"
Then the lion said, "Don't mind this idiot! That's
how he makes me run around the forest with him
whenever he's high!"