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Submit your EmailWhen will these kind of act stop in the system! This is yet another disgraceful picture of those whom we believe to be the law makers breaking and bending the law by themselves but not even secretly, happening right there in the open..
See this photo of men in the armed forces hailing a chief and singing praises of him just to extort money from him
See dis lady.. For her mind, she don fine finish, how do you think she looks? If you were asked to rate her on a scale of 1 to 10, what score would you have possibly given to her?
Let's go...
Its so glearing that with the present economy and the situation of things, not everyone can afford a car with an air bag.. If you ever need one, this picture might just come in handy.. Car of the year 2014.. See photo below >>>
Soldiers also can be very interesting and funny at times... These soldiers are busy catching their fun heavily.. What kind of dance can you feel the soldiers might be dancing rhythmical to in the picture.. You guys are well done, tide on jare
Waw! When I first heard the gist, I laughed out pretty loud but later realized it happened for real... How can the black couple in this picture deliver a baby as fair in complexion as this? I guess someone has a real explanation to do..
If you were the husband or wife, what will you do?
Micheal Jackson was spotted in a danfo bus in Oshodi last week enroute Idumota, Lagos. He was spotted by the camera crew when he summoned a gala hawker to give him a roll of gala... There was no time for questioning as the danfo zoomed off before anyone could get closer...
Can you imagine the combination of this garri and chicken.. I'll call this balanced diet cos its indeed balance... Or what do you think??
Eat this combination every day of the week and your body shall never remain the same *lols*
Imagine you were walking on the street and
suddenly you get pressed and you need to
make use of the public toilet around you
ASAP… You rush into a toilet, you lock the
door behind you and as you want to bend
down to start taking your dump, you saw
this big ferocious looking snake in the
closet,
For those of you who have partners but
don’t have any idea of what to call their
partners, well, here is a pretty long list of
names you can choose from to call your
partners! Enjoy… *winkz*
101 Names you can call your spouse…
Sweetie
Sweetheart
My love
Lover
Pumpkin
Baby
Darling
Sweetie Pie
Baby Doll
My Cuddlebear
Love of my Life
Angel
Beloved
Dear
Dearest
Dear one
Deary
Flame
Beloved
Heart’s Desire
Honey
Bun Honey
bunch
Lamb
Jewel
Love ling
Pearl
Pet
Precious
Princess
Prince
My Sweet
Sugar
Treasure
True Love
Beautiful
Beauty Gem
Saint
Light of my Life
Object of my Affection Angel Face
Babe
Buttercup
Button Cherub
Chica Dumpling
Little Angel
Little Darling
Little Doll
Number One
Prize Tootsie
Chocolate
Doll Face
My Idol
My Everything
My Life
My Love
Object of My Affection
True Love
One and Only
My Passion
Valentine
Dove
Honey Bunny
Smoochy
Baby cake
Dream Girl
Dream Guy
Woman of my Dreams Man of my
Dreams
Dreamboat
Heartthrob
Lovebird
Lady Love
Main Man
Main Woman
Paramour
Patootie
Sweet Potato
Squeeze Steady
Stud Muffin
Sugar Daddy
Sugar Momma
Shnookums
Beautiful Flower
Sugar Lips
Hot Stuff
Hott1e
Casanova
Don Juan
Lothario
Beau Belle
Sugar Plum
Hero
Venus
Goddess
My Enchantment……..
What do you call your partners or which of
these do you love most?
Who is smarter?
Akpos and Ochuko were drinking palm
wine together. Ochuko said, “Akpos, I have
a confession to make.” Akpos asked, “What
is it?” Ochuko said, “Last week, I slept with
your wife. I am sorry.” Akpos shouted,
“You slept with my wife?!” Ochuko said,
“Please forgive me.” Akpos cooled down
and said, “What are friends for? I forgive
you.” The following week, Ochuko was
furious that someone had harvested all his
crops in his farmland. During their
drinking time in the evening, Akpos said to
Ochuko, “Ochuko, I have a confession to
make.” Ochuko asked, “What is it?” Akpos
said, “I was the one who harvested all your
crops. I am very sorry I did that.” Ochuko,
after getting angry, said, “What are friends
for? I forgive you.” Two weeks later, they
were drinking palm wine together when
Ochuko said to Akpos, “Akpos, I have a
confession to make.” Akpos asked, “What
is it?” Ochuko said, “I poisoned your drink
because I was angry with you. Please
forgive me. Akpos said, “So you poisoned
my drink? Anyway what are friends for? I
forgive you. I also have a confession to
make.” Ochuko asked, “What is it?” Akpos
said, “I am sorry! I exchanged our drinks.
Please forgive me”
Who is smarter??
What will you do if a strange car suddenly
stops near you and the driver comes down
and starts running!!
1. Run faster than the driver
2. Find out what is chasing him
3. Run after him
4. Neglect him as if nothing happened
5. Others specify
Someone correct me if I'm wrong but they say practise makes perfect.. What is the future of these kids like if by now, they have this kind of mindset..
In conclusion, don't allow your kids to see nollywood movies... Its..........
This event happened during the fuel hike... Its just a very funny sight to behold.. don't know if it was poverty at work or he really thought it was water... But come to think of it, how will a 65 year old man not know the difference between water and petrol...
What's your say?
Imagine you wake up very early morning and head to the kitchen to find out what your wife prepared. On getting there, you find your sister-in-law dressed this way in the kitchen, what will you do???
Candid opinions please...
They said blood is thicker than water, I didn't believe this quote until I saw this picture... This man comfortably took a pix with a monkey as if it were his brother..
I bet he's sick upstairs ..
See funny picture below >>>
If you have been thinking of marrying a very wowoh boy and you are as a sweet looking babe, I think its better for you to reconsider ooo.. You think he's nice, rich, well to do and he's such a great guy.. Gene pass gene o..... Are you asking me
why? Maybe you need to take a look at this funny photo... love dey injure o..
See this babe's reward for marrying a sweet wowoh guy *hahaha*
Boy and girl's chat on bbm
Boy: How are u dear?
Girl: .
Boy: are u missing me?
Girl: .
Boy: am not feeling too well.
Girl: .
Boy: so how is ur day?.
Girl: .
Boy: are u busy?.
Girl: .
Boy: is there someone nearby?.
Girl .
Boy: so why don't you type something instead of sending me faces of your family?
Girl: .
Boy: ok iv heard that you failed in your english exam....
Girl? Who TELLED you, It is unpossible.... I was sawed d result yesterday.... I passed away.
Boy: OMG.... That's ok. U can use smileys please.
If you are dating a married woman who stays on the 2nd floor with her husband who has a double barrel gun, you might find yourself in that guy's shoes (sooner than later)...
The real definition of gobe..
If you were in his shoes, what will you do?
Love is so magical, love is great, love is awesome, love is sweet, love is understanding but nowadays, it seems true love is kind of scarce... Does this
kind of love still exist?? Guys, if your wife is this heavily pregnant, can you cook for her? and ladies, how will you feel if your husband is cooking for you in this kind of condition?
(see pix after the cut >>)
This is most incredible governor Nigeria has ever had. This is Osun State's governor and his deputy governor dressed in uniforms at the launching of a primary school in Ile-Ife, Osun-State. How do they look?
Be candid
Mheeen!! See basketmouth's picture when he was still looking up to Jah, penniless and swaggless (left) compared to now when life's good, chopping the Glo goodies n endorsements... Money good o.
FUNNY THINGS WE NIGERIANS DO.
We love arriving late to an occasion just because we feel others would arrive late too - AFRICAN TIME.
We flash with private number.
We are very loud especially when we are talking on the mobile phone.
We wear sun glasses at night.
We run in the rain even though we are already wet.
We answer questions with questions.
We always use 'o' at the end of everything.
We call every elderly family friend uncle or aunty.
Some of us will go to South Africa for one week and come back with American or British accent.
Our parents like to sew uniformed outfits for us and our siblings for special occasions.
We love to crush chicken bones and fish bones #Calcium things
Our mums especially would force us to eat even if we aren't hungry or when we're sick.
We love to invite people to occasions someone else invited us to.
If someone die in Nigeria, we don't believe it is natural #Village must be involved.
Our Mothers remind us they carried our pregnancy for nine month when we refuse to go on errands for them.
We see u awake in the morning and ask u "u don wake?"
These are what make us UNIQUE!!!!
Keep it rolling...
12 THINGS YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU
1. Take your bananas apart when you get home from the store. If you leave them connected at the stem, they ripen faster.
2. Peppers with 3 bumps on the bottom are sweeter and better for eating. Peppers with 4 bumps on the bottom are firmer and better for cooking.
4. Add a teaspoon of water when frying your meat. It will help pull the grease away from the meat while frying.
5. To really make scrambled eggs or omelets rich add a couple of cream or milk and beat it.
6. Add garlic immediately to your cooking if you want a light taste of it and at the end of the cooking if your want a stronger taste of it.
7. To warm food from the fridge place it in a microwave with a cup of water. The increased moisture will keep the food moist and help it reheat faster.
8. Broken Glass
Use a wet cotton ball or old bread to pick up the small pieces of broken glass you can't see easily.
9. Re-opening envelopes
If you seal an envelope and then realize you forgot to include something inside, just place your sealed envelope in the freezer for an hour or two. Viola! It unseals easily.
10. Conditioner
Use your hair conditioner to shave your legs. It's cheaper than shaving cream and leaves your legs really smooth. It's also a great way to use up the conditioner you bought but didn't like when you tried it in your hair.
11. When you make meat or chicken stock, dont use it immediately. Keep it in your fridge till the following day then see what settles on top of it. Layers and layers of fats! Get rid of the layers of fat before using (unless you like the layers of fat of course)
12. To stop crying while cutting onions put the bulb in the fridge a few minutes before slicing. In an emergency when you don't have the luxury of time to use the fridge, put a small piece of the onions in the mouth before slicing and your eyes are dry afterwards.
If you have any more you can add to the list.
What do you call this superb combination of plantain + groundnut combined with a solution of Garri in your language??
What other mixture supersedes this??
See photo below >>>
We present you, the best way to stop Suarez from all his biting attacks...
We've seen him strike against Chelsea, Manutd, take it or leave it, he'll still strike again... Here's the best way to stop him. See funny photo below >>>
See beta swaggs.. Half naked, half clothed, if you're feeling the swag, rate it on a scale of 1 to 10
Someone please wake me up if I'm still dreaming... I had a dream of Nigeria lifting the Brazil 2014 trophy, we played against Brazil at the final and we beat them 4-1.. If you believe me, say Yaay! If you believe I'm still dreaming, wait and see... *hehe*
To those of you wondering what happened to Apple logo, stop wondering, Suarez took a bite off the apple
After asking for an autograph from the renowned Suarez, see what he gave me *sobbing*
If you can remember, in the last fixture against Argentina, Enyema and Messi were smiling, here's the conversation that ensued between them
Enyeama: Oloshi, u wan kill me
Messiah: lemme jor, when you self wan dey show yourself nko (smiling)
Omg!! I love these students... Oau students protesting on the 300% increment in their school fees.. They occupied the road, blocked the road and started doing ablution on their main road.. See funny photo >>>
These pictures are just funny edited photos of Suarez owing to the biting incident that happened during the match. Home of funny pics reporters are still investigating if he's really a vampire or not, but before then, stay safe...
Got this pix from the internet.... See what will happen if Nigeria should host the world cup... Lmfao... True/ false???
A four year old girl walks in while her father is
dressing in the bedroom. She looks at his privates
and points at his ??? and ask, "Dad! What's that
thing between your legs?"
The dad replies, "I don't know."
She goes to the kitchen and finds her mom, "Mom.
What's that long thing between dad's legs?"
Her mom instead of explaining things to her,
replies, "I don't know."
A week later, when her mom was coming home
from work, the little girl ran to her and says, "Mom!
You refuse to tell me the name of that thing
between dad's legs. I have finally figured it out
myself. It's a toothbrush!"
The mom laughs, then ask, "How do you know
that?"
The little girl explains, "When I came back from
school this morning, I saw aunty Nana (the Maid)
kneeling in front of dad, brushing her teeth with
dad's toothbrush and sure enough, there was
toothpaste all over her mouth."
The mum fainted!
One day, a Rabbit was running around the forest
happily when he saw a giraffe smoking marijuana,
"Hey" he said to the giraffe, "why do you do this to
yourself my friend? Just run around the forest with
me, and you'll feel happier."
The giraffe thought about this, left the smoke and
started running with the rabbit.
After a while, they came across an elephant taking
heroin, "Hey" said the rabbit to the elephant, "why
do you destroy yourself with drugs? Just run
around the forest with me and you'll definitely be
happier."
The elephant thought about this, left his drugs and
started running around the forest with the rabbit.
After a while, they saw a Lion taking cocaine, a
powerful drug, "Hey" the rabbit said to the lion,
"why do you punish yourself so? Just run around
the forest with me and you'll feel happier."
Then the lion left his drugs and started giving the
rabbit the beating of his life.
"Hey" said the elephant to Mr Lion, "This guy is
only trying to help us from taking drugs, why are
you beating him up?"
Then the lion said, "Don't mind this idiot! That's
how he makes me run around the forest with him
whenever he's high!"
According to ESPN, Nigeria versus Argentina
match has set a world cup history. This is the first
time in world Cup history that both teams have
scored within the first 5 mins of start time.
The baby pictured above is 2-year old Cheng
Cheng of China who according to Chinese
newspaper Shangaiist prefers bottles of beer and
wine to milk.
'His eyes are always on the alcohol bottles. We
can only try their best to store the bottles in a
place which in not seen by him,’ explained his aunt
Cai Teng.
He allegedly first tried alcohol at 10 months when
his father dipped his chopsticks in some wine for
him to try.
Cheng can drink a bottle of beer without any
noticeable effects, according to his parents, and
throws tantrums if they do not give him beer.
Cheng’s aunt insists the family will no longer give
the toddler any more alcohol, with a meeting set to
determine the child’s future this week.
These past few years have been incredible for the Alingo crooners Peter and Paul Okoye with incredible success in their musical career.. Its really their time to flex.. Recently, they just got some fleet of cars. Among the new cars they just bought is a 2014 Bentley, a 2014 Wrangler Jeep and many more.. See photos below
OAU in Crises over Tuition hike
ÖAU recently increased the charges of its newly admitted students from N37,150 & N42,150 to N 82,400, N92,700 and N95,7k depending on faculties
“We have locked everywhere including the senate building; computer building and we are presently blocking the school gate.We are ready for the school mgnt; we don’t care whatever happens to them there
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