LWKMD: Funny Photoshopped Photos of Serena Williams Hawking With a Trophy Tray

See these hilarious photos of Serena Williams hawking banana, purewater and plantain chips with her trophy tray after winning a tennis competition... That's Nigerian photoshoppers for you *lolz*
For more hilarious photos, check out www.naijacomedyclub.net.
Serena is really doing great *hehehe*

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OMG!!! See Photos Of The Oldest Man in the World!! Cries Out that Death Has Forgotten Him

A 180 year-old Indian man cries out that Death has forgotten him. Mahashta Murasi, who claimed to be born in 1835, is not only the oldest man alive, but also the man who had lived longest since the history of mankind (according to Guiness World Records).
According to the informaton received, the man was born in Bangalore on January 6 1835, where he worked till 1957, until he retired at age 122.

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BOKOHARAM BEHEADS A NIGERIAN SOLDIER IN NEW VIDEO!!! WATCH GRAPHIC VIDEO >>>

The Nigerian terrorist group has released its first video of beheading since its pledged allegiance to ISIS.
According to Daily Mail, the Somali terror group intends to join ISIS, which would extend its so-called caliphate to East-Africa.
It also shows Boko Haram fighters standing proudly next to the corpses of Nigerian troops and showing off their security badges to the camera.

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BAYELSA ELECTIONS: Fear Looms In Southern Ijaw As Ex-Militants Open Fire on Local Government... See here >>>

The governorship election in Bayelsa state has opened on a bloody note with four persons already gunned down. In Oporoma. headquarters of Southern Ijaw, some ex-militants as early as 6:00 am allegedly led thugs to open fire on the LG to disrupt the distribution of election materials.

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See Amazing Photos Of The New Bugatti Veyron - Bugatti Chiron That Costs 1.5 million dollars (N297,000,000)

 The Bugatti Veyron is currently the world's fastest street-legal car but it is about to be eclipsed by its new sibling, the Bugatti Chiron. The new Bugatti named after legendary race car, driver Louis Chiron will be the 'world's most powerful, fastest, most luxurious and most exclusive production super sports car' according to Bugatti.

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PHOTOS: The Lagos State Commissioner Of Police At The Scene Of The Tanker Explosion In Ojuelegba This Morning >>

 He was there to inspect the tanker fire that happened there this morning...

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PHOTOS: Petrol Tanker Flares and Explodes in Ojuelegba in Lagos... See Photos >>>

A petrol tanker fell and went up in flames early this morning along Ojuelegba road. Fire service agents are currently trying to contain the fire...the building above is located at Abimbola Shodipe by Western Avenue, Ojuelegba and has been completely razed by the fire. More photos after the cut...

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Wardrobe Malfunction - Jada Pinkett and Husband Will Smith at the Grammy Awards

The 44-year-old mother of two wore a see-through outfit that exposed her body to the 2015 Latin Grammy Awards in Las Vegas to support her hubby, Will Smith, who performed that night. The couple was there with Will's son Trey. Jada's sheer ensemble definitely took center stage. See the zoomed in pic after the cut...

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LOVELY PHOTOS FROM GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN'S 58TH BIRTHDAY GET TOGETHER >>

The immediate past president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria just turned 58 years old yesterday. His former spokesperson, Reuben Abati shared photos of the event online...
Enjoy more photos after the cut >>>

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SAD!!! Mali Hotel Attack Finally Ends Leaving 27 Dead Including a French Diplomat and Several Chinese Nationals... See Photos >>>

Atleast, 27 people, including a French Diplomat and six (6) Chinese nationals have been confirmed dead from the terror attack that occured at the Radisson Blu hotel, a 5-star hotel situated in Bamako, the capital city of Mali yesterday morning. For several hours, the militants held over 170 people hostage inside the hotel after having arrived with a diplomatic plate number, several grenades and AK-47 guns.

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[PHOTOS] Checkout New Photos of Omotola Jalade Looking Quite Stunning and Flawless in White & Black at an Event in Ghana

Omotola Jalade Ekeinde, the beautiful mother of 4, was in Ghana recently for the launch of a cosmetic line and she was looking quite stunning in a black and white monochrome cutout dress... *looovely*

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OMG!!! Calabar Woman Stabs Pastor To Death For Trying To Rape Her During Deliverance (Photo)

A calabar based pastor identified as Pastor Oliver Akpan has been stabbed to death by a woman who claims he tried to r*pe her during a deliverance session.
According to reports, Pastor Akpan, married with six children, had long been suspected to sleep with some of his church members, both the married ones and the single ladies but unfortunately for him he met his match in the woman identified

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Buhari is a Liar - Says Shekau

 Leader of Islamist sect group Boko Haram, Abubakar Shekau has dismissed the Army’s claim of massive gains in the fight to annihilate the terror group in Nigeria’s Northeast. He also mocked President Muhammadu Buhari calling him a liar.

In a 25-minute recording in Hausa and Arabic released via social media, Shekau said: “They (the military) lied that they have confiscated our arms, that we have been chased out of our territories, that we are in disarray.

“We are alive, I am alive, this is my voice, more audible than it was before. This is Shekau.”

Speaking further, the Boko Haram leader said: “Buhari is a liar and has deceived you. The army spokesman is also lying. He and his footsoldiers always run helter-skelter whenever we come face to face with them….

“Buhari, you once claimed that you will crush us in three months. How can you crush us?”

Although there was no indication of where or when the recording was done, reports suggest it must have have been in recent days.

Source: Informationng

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Yemi Alade Furious With Broke Bloggers - See How a Blogger Almost Caused Enmity Between Her and Tiwa Savage... See Photos >>

Yemi Alade is obviously not so happy these days with the ways petty bloggers try to cause enmity between celebrities - in order to gain traffic...
She took to her instagram page to voice out her displeasure and shared a blog headline, " “How Yemi Alade Finally Kicked Out Tiwa Savage From The Throne” See photo after the cut..."

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Fans Criticize Beyonce Knowles Heavily For Wearing This To Her Concert - Call It The Most Indecent Concert of Her Career... See Raunchy Photos >>

Beyonce MURDERED THE GAME at last night's MADE IN AMERICA concert. But some folks in Philadelphia are CRITICIZING HER . . for putting on what they say is an INDECENT concert. Bey and Jay worked with the CITY OF HILADELPHIA - to give the public concert - but some are saying Beyonce's choice of OUTFITS was TOO MUCH.

The

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Funny Photo: When You've Lied And Boasted To Your Friends That You Stay In Eko Hotels And They Need Pictures.. *hehe*

PHOTO OF THE DAY: is this WEED again or M@DNESS?- when you boasted to your hommies in the village that you are lodging in Eko Hotel and they need pictures.

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Sarah Ofili Shows Off Massive Bum As She Parties Hard With Munachi Abii

These two jolly friends sure know how to enjoy life...
See photos of these two celebs hanging out over the weekend...

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OMG!!! See what Patoranking, Desmond Elliot, Genevieve Nnaji, IK Osakioduwa and many more Nigerian Celebs Wore to the Multichoice Party In South Africa!!

The Vuzu Amp party, hosted by the MultiChoice Africa, which took place in South-Africa has ended, and featured both local and international contents.
The party was attended by many celebrities such as Desmond Elliiot, Rita Dominic, IK Osakioduwa, Genevieve Nnaji and many more Nigerian celebrities..

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Passenger Caught In The Act While Trying To Steal Petty Items from a fellow Bus Passenger in Ogun-State... See shameful photos >>>

According to an eye witness, there was this passenger who made himself sit at the back seat of the bus at all cost with his friends who are much more younger than him.
After refusing to allow people to sit at the back, the petty thief made his gang sit close to him to provide shield for him when searching passenger bags.

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Yemi Alade Covers The Exquisite Magazine, Drops Exclusive Breath-taking Photos of Herself... See photos here >>

The newly awarded Best Female Act at the MTV MAMA awards, Yemi Alade, covers the Exquisite Magazine. on the cover, she's looking damn hawt in her purple hair and her glamorous Ankara bandeau top on white jeans.
Check her out looking super frosh after this cut >>>

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Is this good or bad?? See what a military man did to a danfo driver in Lagos this morning for disobeying traffic rules... See PHOTOS >>

This is a very funny scenario... This event happened in Apapa Area this morning while descending towards Leventis in Lagos. The Nigerian military and other agencies were reported to be trying to control the traffic on the bridge by giving way for smaller vehicles to go through, but adamantly, this stubborn danfo driver from no where started obstructing the queue that was created by the task

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OMG!!! Unidentified Dead Body of a Grown-up Man Abandoned by a Pedestrian Bridge in Abuja [PHOTOS] - See photos >>

Reports reaching GOSSIPS Nigeria reveal that a body is lying dead and abandoned by the road side around CITEC Pedestrian Bridge, in-between Gwarimpa and Galadima bus stops in Abuja.

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[Boko-Haram] Twin Male Suicide Bombers Kill Themselves Mistakenly With a Soldier at a Check-Point... See Details >>>

Twin male suicide bombers suspected to be members of Boko Haram sect, Tuesday evening, detonated their explosives at a check point around the Gomari Airport Round- About killing a soldier including themselves.

This explosion is coming barely 12 hours when twin suicide bombers struck in neighbouring Damaturu, the Yobe state capital where 6 people including the suicide bombers lost their lives with 26 injured.

Gomari is a populated community of Jere Local Government Area of Borno state which is part of Maiduguri metropolis.
The explosion which shook the vicinity also injured 4 passersby at about 10:22pm when the curfew time of 9:30 imposed on the city of Maiduguri had elapsed.

Sources said, the suicide bombers were riding on a tricycle after the curfew hours, and when they were asked to stop and park by the military and some of the civilian JTF members who were on patrol at the checkpoint, they immediately complied by the order.

The source said after they (suicide bombers) parked and both alighted from their tricycle, they were asked to come closer to one of the military personnel to identify themselves, unfortunately, when they approached the soldier and some of the civilian JTF members, one of the suicide bomber detonated his Improvised Explosive Devices (IEDs) strapped to his body killing themselves, while the soldier who was critically injured died before reaching hospital for treatment. Details later pls.

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Nigerian man proposes to girlfriend right inside a swimming pool... See romantic and innovative photos >>

Earlier this month, a Nigerian man took his girlfriend to a hotel swimming pool in Lagos, and proposed to her right inside the swimming pool... We think its so romantic and innovative.
What do you think??
See photos below >>

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South-African Endtime Pastor Sends Snake Spirit into his Church Members, Then Send Them To Nigeria.... See exclusive photos here >>

The very South-African End-Time Pastor of the "End Times Disciples Ministries" Is At It Again..
Read the surprising report they wrote on their church facebook page...


The man of God commanded the sheep to come to the front and he started demonstrating power through them. He first commanded the spirit of a snake to enter into them and commanded the spirit to show its character in them. They started moving like snakes and behaving like snakes. He then sent them to go to Nigeria and they started to speak like Nigerians.

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Raunchy photos of the Nigerian Lady who Broke the Internet With Her Massive Curve Photos and Video... See photos >>

Here is the Nigerian lady that broke the internet with damn raunchy photos and videos of her massive curves. Her name is Miss Damn AKA The Naija Princess. She is found of always flaunting her Big Ukwu and her  Nigerian Nationality on her instagram page. Always showing solidarity to the Nigerian green white green flag and she always instagrams important events going on in Nigeria, but shes based in the US.
Apparently, she is a Str!p dancer and that is what she does for a living.

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Lady Strips Herself, Runs To Hug Tuface on Stage in Front Of Annie Idibia at Star Trek Delta... See photos >>

During Tuface Idibia's performance on stage at the Delta State Star Music Trek in Sapele over the weekend, an unidentified young lady stripped herself, grabbed 2face from behind, pulled him close and attempted to take off his clothes on stage...

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Anita Idibia Rocks Secondary School Uniform... See exclusive photos of the beautiful actress looking like a very young lady >>

Anita Idibia, the wife to Nigerian/ African musical icon, 2face Idibai, has starred in a new nollywood movie, titled "Dangerous Blood".
The nollywood actress played the role of a wicked, unforiven and greedy secondary school girl in the movie...

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Hahaha!! See Hilarious photos of Former Nigerian President, Olusegun Obasanjo Licking Ice Cream Hungrily Like a ....... See Photos >>

Former Nigerian president, Olusegun Obasanjo, is undoubtedly one of the most comic leaders Nigeria has ever had. Here is a funny photo of the past president relishing a cup of ice cream passionately at the Green Legacy resort, Abeokuta, Ogun State Capital...
See funny photos below >>

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Five Most Important Things You Must Avoid Before Sleeping At Night... Read and Learn (Page 2) >>>

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Exercise
Exercising is a good thing and when done once you get up, gives you’re the energy boost required and keeps you fresh all day. On the other hand, if you do it at night, you are going to trigger adrenalin rush and release of other “feel good” hormones. By doing this, the energy level will hit a high and you can’t sleep. So never exercise prior to bedtime

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Five Most Important Things You Must Avoid Before Sleeping At Night... Read and Learn >>>

Here is a very lovely article culled from VibeNigeria... Do you really Want a better sleeping experience? Here is a list of five things you must avoid doing before sleeping At Night.These are very simple and practical tips that can help and ensure you get a good night’s sleep. Though, the list is not a comprehensive one,but it is definitely easy to apply and understand.

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I Must Sleep Christiano Ronaldo and Wizkidayo before Retiring - The New President of Prostitutes Worldwide

I must sleep with Ronaldo, Wizkid before I retire – New president of prostitutes’ association, Jessica Elvis

She was sitting inside her expansive palour, located on a swampy street in Ikotun area of Lagos when this reporter caught her.

Jessica Elvis, the president-elect of the National Association of Nigerian Prostitutes, NANP, just finished having her lunch when the reporter arrived. ‘You are not a farmer. I don wash your back o,” she said jokingly with a warm handshake amid cheerful smile.

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See Fmr. President Goodluck Jonathan and wife Flexing Blazers on Addidas in Kenya... See photos >>

The immediate past president of Nigeria, Goodluck Jonathan, and his first lady, Mrs. Dame Patience Jonathan, are currently on vacation in Kenya's Mara Games Reserve.

Check out the former president looking so awesome in his blazer and trouser. He is currently staying at the Angama Mara Lodge at the Oloololo conservancy.

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BREAKING: Boko Haram Defeated, Arms Supplier (Top Politician) Arrested - Watch Video

Nigerian troops yesterday nabbed the top Nigerian politician who supplies arms and ammunition to Boko Haram terrorists.
The arrest was made in the Abuja residence of the politician after the Nigerian troops had stormed his house in Borno without apprehending him.

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Omotola Jalade Finally Sparks... Advises President Buhari to Scrap the NYSC... See Reasons >>

In an interview with NewTelegraph, Omotola Jalade Ekehinde made known her wish to have Buhari scrap NYSC. Read excerpts below:

What advice do you have for President Muhammadu Buhari?

He should scrap NYSC. It’s not useful, he should please do that for Nigerians. Our children don’t need it anymore.

Why do you want NYSC scrapped, knowing fully well it’s a national orientation programme?

I have looked at the programme thoroughly and exactly what it’s supposed to have achieved over the years. Believe me, there is no credible or tangible result. It’s a total waste of time and resources and I think all the time and resources should be channelled into something more resourceful.

For instance, I have had situations where some members of my staff, in the name of NYSC, left for a year only to come back and their spaces had been taken by another. You can imagine. NYSC is not just adding any value to our society or even to the lives of our children. 

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BasketMouth's Wife, (Elsie Okpocha), Shares Breathtaking Photo of Herself on Swimwear With Daughter... See photos >>

Woooow!! Elsie Okpocha, the beautiful wife of Nigerian best comedian, Basketmouth, shared this mouthwatering photo of herself on swimwear on her instagram page yesterday.. See photo below >>

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Omg!!! Popular Prophet Dies While Having S£££X With The Wife of an Elder in Church

A prophet with a 'White Garment' church in a suburb of Lagos, identified simply as 'Woli Adesoji', has reportedly died during s3x with the wife of his close friend and an elder in the church.

It was gathered that the 'Woli', was actually expelled from another church where he was a prophet after he was caught with a member's wife and he later opened his own church and seemed to continue in his indulgence.

Being the leader of the church, Adesoji had a free reign and slept with any woman he deemed fit, both married and single, especially those who sought for fruits of the womb or husbands. <!--more-->

A church member who revealed the deed to Pulse, said:

"It was a thing of shame when Prophet Adesoji, a married man with several children, died while making love to another man's wife. And the woman is married to an elder in the church.

We all know Woli to be very randy and had been suspected by many but since he was the founder of the church, no one could confront him. It seemed the woman's husband had planted 'magun' (a Yoruba voodoo meant to prevent a woman from committing adultery), on his wife and behold, it was Woli that was caught in the trap.

He died in a very shameful way in his private room in the church. The woman has since fled the area while church members have been trying to come to terms with the ugly incident."

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Checkout this newly shared photo of Peter Okoye in his Matching Customized Face Cap and Footwear... See Photo >>

Mr P. Shared this lovely photo on his instagram page with this caption;
"Don't wona mess with a kool and Fresh dude😎 #GoodMorning #fresh #DWP"
Watcha Say??

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Omg!!! Comedian Bovi and Kids Take a Walk on the Streets of New York (World's Best Father)...See photos here >>>

Here is a lovely photo of one of Nigeria's best comedian, popularly known as Bovi, taking a walk on the streets of New York... He shared the lovely pix on his instagram page in the early hours of today.

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Boy With The Most Giant Hands on Earth Spotted in Ikeja, Lagos State... See touching photos + Viewers Discretion Advised

This is so incredible... This boy born with a very giant hand was seen begging in the streets to make a living around Ikeja, Lagos roundabout.
The young boy is suffering from a disease called elephantiasis, a very common disease in India, which causes unusual swelling of the affected parts of the body. According to reports, he came seeking for help all the way from the North...
See photos below >>

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Funniest Photo of the Year: See this funny photo of Barack Obama and Robert Mugabe dressed like a gayyy couple

Seriously, many people seem pissed off about the marriage gayyy law president Obama passed few months ago. This prompted President Robert Mugabe to make very hilarious statement in response to the law... Some people didn't waste anytime in making a very hilarious meme out of the statement... See hilarious photo below >>>

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Photos of Nigerian Musical Star, D'Banj arrested by policemen?

The DB records boss himself, D'Banj is gradually becoming unshakable in the entertainment insdustry both within and outside the country. Despite the recent widely speculated debt crisis rumour that is circulating the atmosphere, it hasn't stopped the singer from doing what he knows how to do best and his continuous agricultural campaign for Africa.

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OMG!!! Rich customer exposes very private photos of Nigerian female bank marketer who uses her body to meet her targets online... See photos >>

When will Nigerian ladies ever learn their lessons!!!
This is the height of it all... This is a warning, any man who requests for your private photos or asks you to send your private photos to him does not have respect for your body...
Must see: Which of these tennis stars look more beautiful?? Serena Williams vs Maria Sharapova.. See Photos >>
This young female banker who needed to meet her marketing target at all cost innocently sent very private photos of herself to one of her rich customers and along the line, things got awful then the guy decided to release her photos online!!!
(Exposed photos have been removed due to kids surfing the web....)

More Pictures >> PICTURE 1 - PICTURE 2 - PICTURE 3 - PICTURE 4

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Tonto Dikeh has just 5 more months to live?? See photos + proofs here >>

Looks like one of Nigeria's most controversial actresses, miss Tonto Dikeh, is presently ill and here is the message she shared on her hospital bed...

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Kim Kardashian Almost Trips Down to the Ground In Her High Hell Shoes... See Photos >>

American super model, mom and reality tv star, Kim Kardashian was seen out and about Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills when she almost tripped over her shoes which could have resulted into her falling flat to the ground.

It would have been so hilarious ehn! In my Naija accent, *I laugh in vernacular*

See more photos of the celebrity as she stepped out...

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Buhari's daughter allegedly embarasses woman then chase her out of the boutique in Abuja

A Nigerian woman in Abuja, by name Shalom Miriam Shehu has taken to twitter to voice out her discontent on how one of the daughters of President Muhammadu Buhari sent her out a boutique where she was trying to shop for some items

Shehu, who says her father is a prominent figure in southern Borno and her mother is a retired federal permanent secretary, claimed an unnamed daughter of President Buhari came into the boutique in Wuse 2, Abuja, where she was shopping.

Nigerian UKWU (ass) battle: Who is the most gifted celebrity with the Biggest HIPS and UWKU amongst these celebrities - Omotola vs Toolz vs Moet

Shehu said that everyone was ordered out of the boutique, and she was particularly embarrassed.
She took to Twitter to explain how it happened.
See tweets after the cut...

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Which of these tennis stars look more beautiful?? Serena Williams vs Maria Sharapova.. See Photos >>

Here are two tennis queens, Maria Sharapova and Serena Williams looking so lovely in their tennis outfits..
Here is the question of the day, who looks more beautiful amongst the two tennis stars?
Serena Williams or Maria Sharapova,

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Nigerian UKWU (ass) battle: Who is the most gifted celebrity with the Biggest HIPS and UWKU amongst these celebrities - Omotola vs Toolz vs Moet

Here is our battle of the hipsy contest today.. Wanna know your thoughts.. Amongst these three top celebrated Nigerian celebrities, Omotola Jolade Ekeinde (OmoS3xy), Moet Abebe (Moet) and Tolu Oniru (Toolz), who is the most endowed celebrity with great assets amongst these three?
Check out some of their photos after the cut >>

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If you were in a relationship with a lady who is so massively endowed like this, will you let her go?

Ups and Downs, Highs and Lows are also parts of every relationship because no one is ever perfect. How you handle these challanges when they surface is what makes you either a good man or a great lady. Assuming you were in a relationship with a lady who is so massively endowed like the lady in this photo below and you actually catch her cheating on you with some of your friends, will you letgo of her? Considering her irresistible nature??
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Joke: 21st century wonders

WELCOME TO THE 21TH CENTURY!!!
Our Phones ~ Wireless
Cooking ~ Fireless
Cars ~ Keyless
Food ~ Fatless
Dress ~ Sleeveless Youth ~ Jobless
Leaders ~ Shameless
Relationships ~ Meaningless
Atitude ~ Careless
Wives ~ Fearless
Babies ~ Fatherless Feelings ~ Heartless
Education ~ Valueless
Children ~ Mannerless
Women ~ Pantieless
Everything is becoming LESS but still our
hopes are ~ Endless. Infact am ~ Speechless

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Funny Short Jokes of the day!

Two funny short jokes of the day! Enjoy

Joke 1:
Interviewer: Where were you born?

Akpos: Lagos

Interviewer: Which part?

Akpos: What do you mean which part? The whole body was born in Lagos.


Joke 2:
MOTHER: There were 3 cookies in the jar yesterday and now there is only 1. How come?

NAUGHTY KID: It was dark so I must have missed one.

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Funny Joke: How Nigerian Churches will Be like in 2030

Below is how Nigerian Churches will become in 2030:

PASTOR: Praise the Lord.

CONGREGATION: Halleluyah!

PASTOR: Can we please turn our iPads and Kindle Bibles to Exodus 20:1. When you’re done, kindly switch on your Bluetooth to receive the sermon… Please have your debit cards ready as we shall now collect tithes and offering. You can connect to the church WIFI using password Lord99087 and as for the renovation donations, you’re welcome to contribute via EFT or mobile banking. The holy atmosphere is truly electric as the iPads beep and flicker.

CHURCH SECRETARY: This week’s meetings will be held on the various Whatsapp groups so please don’t miss out! Wednesday Bible teachings will be held live on Skype @1900hrsGMT. By the way, you may follow the Pastor on Twitter for counseling and don’t forget our weekly prayers on YouTube. God bless You All.

CONGREGATION: Amen

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Family Joke: The hole on the roof

Mr and Mrs banda have 3 children, two girls and a boy- who was the youngest of the three. The two young ladies were being introduced to the world of partying at night which turned into a habit. Not long after, Mr and Mrs banda discovered where their daughters go to at night, so they had to ground them.

After some few boring weeks, one of the daughters said to her sister, "Enough is enough! We need a plan, and soon!"

After hours of planning, they came up with a plan of making a hole in the roof. The plan worked smoothly and they continued with their night outings.

One day, their young brother discovered the hole in the roof and told his parents. After seeing the huge hole in the roof, Mr. and Mrs. Banda decided to fix the hole. But they had a problem; they didn't have anything to climb on to the roof. The husband decided to lift the wife on his shoulders so she could reach the hole in the roof. As she started working, a knock was heard on the door and they asked the son to answer it...

BOY: Hello. Can I help you?

VISITOR: Yes you can. Are your parents inside?

BOY: Yes, but they are busy. Mum is on top of dad. They are trying to mend the hole where children came out from.

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Valentine Joke: Letter From The National Association of Boys

To our Dearest beloveth Mas'

We the National Association of Husbands And Boyfriends (NAHAB), wish to announce our annual three days strike which commences on 14th of February and ends on 16th of February 2014.

Please note; our cell phones will not be working during the strike and our relationship commitments will continue from the 17th of February, we apologise for any inconvenience caused to our wives and girlfriends who might be hoping to be with us on Val's day.

Thanks for your understanding.

Yours Sincerely,
The Broke Men

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Joke: The Naughty Valentine Couple

A young couple is out for a romantic Valentine's Day walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll, the lad's lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when she says, "I hope you don't mind, but I really do need to take a piss."

Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity, he suggests she go behind a nearby hedge. She nods in agreement and disappears behind the shrubbery.

As he waits, he can hear the sound of her tight panties rolling down her long legs and imagines what is being exposed. Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches through a gap in the foliage, and his hand touches her leg. He quickly brings his hand further up her thigh until suddenly, and with great astonishment, he finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage that's hanging between her legs.

He shouts in horror, "My God, Jane, I had no idea you were actually a man!"

"No, you don't understand!" she replies. "I changed my mind, I'm shitting instead."

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Joke: Valentines day special - Adam and Eve

This is our Valentine's Day Special... Enjoy it.

When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. "You're running around with other women," she told her mate.

"Eve, honey, you're being unreasonable," Adam responded. "You know you're the only woman on earth."

The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by a strange pain in the chest. It was his darling Eve poking him rather vigorously about the torso.

"What do you think you're doing?" Adam demanded.

"Counting your ribs," said Eve.

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Joke: How to surprise your girlfriend this valentine

Do you want to surprise your Girlfriend this valentine? Follow these 4 steps below...

1. Ask What She Wants.

2. Buy Online (Jumia or Konga)

3. Enter Her Address

4. Select "Cash On Delivery" That's all...

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Akpos Joke: Lottery Joy gone Sour

Akpos won a lottery of 10 million dollars, after claiming the money, he buried the cash at the foot of a tree, and took a picture of the tree.

He then boarded a flight to London, on the plane feeling good about himself he looked at the photo and suddenly he burst into tears.

In his hands was the photo, in it there was a man smiling at the top of the tree.

If you were Akpos, what would you do?

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Akpos Joke: Effect of dumbness

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his father:

Father: Akpos, how was your exams today?

Akpos: It was very difficult so I didn’t even go to the exams center.

Father: Ah! If you didn’t go there, how do you know that it was difficult?

Akpos: I saw the questions yesterday.

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Funny Joke: Who is more intelligent? Jonathan's crew or Queen Elizabeth's crew

Check out this interesting piece

Jonathan met with the Queen of England.

He asked her:

JONATHAN: How do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips u can give to me? I want to help Nigeria.

“Well,” said the Queen, “the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.”

Jonathan frowned, and then asked,”But how do i know the people around me are really intelligent?”

The Queen replied, “Oh, that’s easy, you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle.

The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. “Please send David Cameron in here, would you?”

David Cameron walked into the room and said,”Yes, your majesty?”

The Queen smiled and said,”Answer this riddle. David, your mother and father have a child, it is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it? “Without pausing for a minute David Cameron answered,”that would be me.” Yes, very good,”said the Queen.

Jonathan went back home to ask his Vice President Sambo

JONATHAN: Answer this. Your mother and your father have a child, it’s not your brother and it’s not your sister, who is it?

SAMBO:.”I’m not sure, let me get back to you.”

He asked all his staff in the Office but none could give him an answer. Finally, one day, VP Sambo ran into Dora Akunyili.

Sambo asked, Dora,

SAMBO: Your mother and father have a child and it’s not your brother or sister,who is it?”

Dora answered sharply, “That’s easy, its me!” Sambo smiled,and said “Thanks!”

Then he went back to speak with President Jonathan.

Sambo: Sir, I have the answer to that riddle, It’s Dora Akunyili!

Jonathan got angry,he said to Sambo. “No wonder Nigeria isn’t moving forward, I am Surrounded by Dummies.! The answer is David Cameron!”

WHO IS MORE INTELLIGENT?

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Funny Akpos joke: The pregnancy

Akpos’ young daughter in her teens got pregnant. Akpos was so furious.

He asked her who was responsible for the pregnancy and she said told him a rich famous chief.

Akpos called the chief over to the house and they sat down to discuss the matter.

Akpos: Chief, I heard you are responsible for my daughter’s pregnancy. What rubbish have you done?

Chief: You are right, that is true, let me add this, if she gives birth to a male child, I will give you 5 million naira with a furnished flat. If she gives birth to a female child, I will give you 2 million naira and a bungalow. If she gives birth to twins, I will give you 10 million naira with a duplex but if she gets a miscarriage-

Akpos: [interrupts] You will have to sleep with her again!

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Akpos Joke: The temple of God

Akpos and Esther were to get married in one week.

Two days to their wedding, Esther decides to stay in Akpos’s house. In the middle of the night, Akpos got aroused and started touching Esther’s breasts.

Esther got angry and told Akpos to stop saying, “My body is the temple of the lord.”

And just when she thought it was over, Akpos answered saying, “Then let me worship there.”

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Akpos Joke: Akpos the singer

Akpos’s wife was busy singing in the bedroom.

The following conversation ensued:

Akpos: You know my dear, when you sing like that I just wish you were on a radio.

Wife: (smiling) wow honey. Am I that good?

Akpos: No, at least on a radio I can change the station…

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Joke: The milk man and the dishonest wife

A husband suspected his wife was cheating on him. He explained his situation to a pet shop owner who replied, "I have a parrot that will let you know daily what goes on in your house. The bird has no legs, so he holds onto his perch with his pen1s." Reluctantly, the husband brought the bird home. At the end of the first day, the man asked the bird, "Did anything happen today?" The parrot said, "Yes, the milk man came over." The man asked, "What did he do with my wife?" The bird said, "I don’t know; I got hard and fell."

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Joke of the day: The plane crash

A blonde woman, a priest, a pilot, and a high schooler are all on a crashing plane. There are only enough parachutes to save three of them, and the pilot is the first to jump out. He grabs a parachute and says, "I'm a pilot! People need me to fly planes!" and then jumps out. The blonde is next to jump out. She grabs a parachute and says, "My hair won't look pretty if I'm dead!" and then jumps out. The priest then says to the high schooler, "Son, I've lived my life to its fullest and I am surely ready to join God in heaven." The high schooler then hands a parachute to the priest and puts another parachute on himself. The priest is shocked and asks the high schooler, "Oh Lord! Where did you find this extra parachute?" The high schooler replies, "The blonde lady took my backpack!"

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LMFAO!! Wizkidayo gets endorsement from Mama Afeez Frozen foods..

Nigerian music star, Wizkid Ayo gets bigboy endorsement from Mama Afeez frozen foods.
Can't imagine how much he was paid to be used as the cover of Mama Afeez's sign post, must cost a fortune dou.
The picture has gone viral and was posted originally by Kaffy
on instagram

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That awkward moment when you're trying to explain Jesus why you deleted your bible on your Android/Ios

Like some people I know, they'll rather delete the bible on their phone to free some space for candy crush... #SMH.

GOD IS WATCHING YOU IN 3D

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Oooh boi! How will you rather describe this kinda head?? Head.............. see photo >>

Mheen! The Yorubas have one saying that, there is a type of head that one should never cheat.... I've for always searched and searched for those types of head buh I tell you, here is one... right here, right now....

How can you describe this kind of head? An HeadWard or an Head of State, or an Head master.........or...... say urs

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Learn - The new concise female dictionary words and phrases every guy must understand... See photo >>

Its no longer news that our ladies are so damn complicated with very unpredictable characters and nature.
When they say something, most times, they mean the opposite of what they're saying...

Here is a quick glance of some phrases they like saying and the true meaning....

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Yeepah!! Can you sleep overnight in this kind of creepy hotel??

Omg! This hotel is in the midst of water, just like the Burj Al Arab 7 star hotel! I'll rather five this hotel a 77 star rating cos this is damn creativity at work or some kind of unexplainable geological activity...

The question is, can you pass the night in this kind of hotel?? Knowing fully well that there is just one entry and exit... if kasala happens, na water tinz of.

You fit??

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Check these out: Very sweet old moments you shouldn't have missed...

Here are some very sweet old moments many of us experienced back in those days.... I'll love to take you down the memory lane... feel free to add yours..

• I missed the days of Apoche, cloths made from Chair materials.
• D days when we went to school, lined up & D headmistress & teachers inspects our nails & uniform & den we march to our classrooms
• D days of Computer Socks: U Remember na??
• D days of Nasco Biscuit,Trebor, sisi pelebe, ekono Gowon, baba dudu, Okin Round & Okin Four Corner. Iced Colored water tied in nylon we called it "condense".
• D days of Goody-Goody & Pako Biscuit. 
• D days of Sakobi the snake girl, Nneka the pretty serpent, Ali & Simbi, Mr Salami & Mrs Salami, Agbo lives in Calabar & in Yoruba class "obe oba ba obo oba"
• Chei, i remember those days when one naira coin na money, when groundnut was 50 kobo & Choco milo sweet was 25 kobo.
• D days of messing game, who is in d garden, police and thief.
• D days of mummy & daddy play♥♥:*
• D days when we used to build houses with sand, play suwe game, tinco tinco, Mr Marcaroni, change your style, pion pion pion (Gun sound), ten ten, skipping, stop! U remember nau.
• those days when we used to fly kites on the streets, when boys used to make use of d paint bucket cover as tire & their daddy's hanger as d steering.
• Those days when rubber band was stock exchange.
• D days when Votron, jumbo, power rangers, ghost busters was our favourite cartoons:
• D days of Limca soft drinks & Choco milo advert on black and white Tv & Sunday rendezvous by 1:30pm...choi! i remember this 1
• when we say 'leke leke give me white finger' 
• Those days when Eleganza pen was d best:
• D days wen we used to drink water from d tap, even suck out d water if its not coming:
• D days when NTA will show rainbow color for 30 mins, then national anthem before they resume program.
• D days where basket sandals, Simbi nd Kitto sandals was d best. 
• Days when we all sing sandalili sandalili songs
DSTV has come no more old fun:

I'm really proud to have Experienced all these, sure u r 2..
if u av more u can post o!!! lets share old experiences 2gether!!!

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Who betrayed who amongst these two lovers [See Photos]

Got this from a social media site...
It is a very interesting question, a question of trust.
Here is what the picture says:

**IMPORTANT QUESTION**
A couple decided to commit suicide. After a rough life, they both decided to jump off a building. When they got to the top, they both counted to 3. The woman jumped, but the man stayed. He watched her drop for 8 seconds then  saw that she pulled a parachute.

Who betrayed who amongst the two of them??

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Ladies, know your bride price.. See photos >>

 As we all know, the price of everything has skyrocketed in Nigeria, including the price of garri..
Here are the additional fees to complement the ones in the photo >>

Straight legs +10,000
Bow, k and cocoyam leg  -N25,000
Tribal marks -N30,000
with ikebe  + N25,000
without Ikebe  -35,000
oya let the computing begin... 

Feel free to add to the list..

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PHOTOS: If you've used this kind of withdrawal booklet before, you must be very old

A friend sent me this pix and damn! The withdrawal booklet is xo old. I can vividly remember back in those days that dad will take me with him to the bank holding this kind of withdrawal booklet. An ATM machine was like a dream not coming true back then.

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PHOTOS: If you really haven't seen any of these before, You're still a baby and you really missed

If you really haven't seen any of these, you've missed seeeriously, infact, you must be born in the 20s.
Back in the 80's and 90's, these used to be our most coveted ice-cream. We took it with fun and so much happiness back then. When taking a cup of tea back then sef, some do go to the extent of pouring the left over into a nylon and refrigerate it... As soon as it solidifies, welcome to the good life...hehehe.. So many assorted colours..

Have You Tasted Any of those before ??

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Why are women so attracted to men in cars? See another proof

This is a million dollar question that has running through the mind of several Nigerians for quite a long time. Wanna ask the beautiful people right here..

Why are women so attracted to men in cars?

C'mon!! See evidence above! Lols

Cool or Not??

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Collection of very funny photos to start your day with... See photos >>

The entire Naija Comedy Club crew wish you a very interesting weekend ahead of you..
Here is a compilation of some very funny photos you can start your day with...
Laughter is the Best medicine....

See photos below >>

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Wooooow! How on Earth can you describe the shape of this head?? See hilatious photo >>

If you were asked to describe the shape of the head of this good looking young man, how will you describe it??
An hammer head of horror
Or An head master
Or An Head of State

See hilarious photo below >>

We love comments!!

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Which will you rather choose? These ferocious dogs or these fierce looking pythons ?? See photos >>

Imagine a situation where you get yourself involved in a street fight and then you were asked to chose between these two characters, the man holding the pythons or the man in possession of the dogs to fight your offender with, which will you rather chose??

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Funny picture!! Jeep accident claims the lives of a family of six.... See hilarious photo >>

Pretty really sardonic. This accident occurred on the Lagos/ Ibadan expressway involving a family of six which happened to claim the lives of all at that instant....
Viewers discretion is strongly advice..

See photos below >>

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Photo of the day!! Can you dance with a lady with this kind of hairstyle in the club?

Thank Goodness its Friday... As we all know, a variety of weird stuffs happen every Friday night.
Assuming you were at a Friday night club, chilling with your hommies and suddenly, a lady in this kind of snaky hairstyle ask you to dance with her, will you / Can you??

See photo below >>

#we love comments...

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Did you ever experience this when you were in secondary school?? Kindly signify...

If you are here and you have actually been beaten 12 strokes of cane on the assembly before and you didn't cry, kindly signify here...
Back then, I was part of those students the principals call witch cos of ma stubbornness and my dry eyes..

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Lmao!! Silly Nigerian photoshops General Buhari's photo into watching Anaconda video!! See photoshop and original photo here >>

Nigerians are incredible... Got this photo on Nairaland. Its a photo of General Buhari at an event with his tablet, but this photo was photoshopped into him watching Nicki Minaj's anaconda video!
See the original video n photoshop below >>

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Beating of life and destiny!! Thief who made money disappear was caught and tortured by soldiers... See Exclusive Photos >>

Choi!! Na so God dey do beating of destiny for some people ooo!
This event happened in calabar yesterday afternoon along Ikot Ansa Road. The dude allegedly bought boxers from a woman and gave her a N500 note. Luckily for the woman, she immediately noticed that all the money in her wallet had disappeared. The woman who had a microphone started shouting "Inor!" "Inor!" meaning Thief! Thief! and unluckily for the thief who had started running away, soldiers were passing by, they chased him, made him remove his clothes and made him swim in the stagnant gutter pool..

With enough beating, the money re-appeared... What a magician! *rotfl*
More photos after the cut >>

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SMH!! See this APC's VP Candidate prof Osibanjo taking like breakfast in his house >>

Got this photo on Nairaland. Here is APC's vice presidential candidate chilling in his home in Lagos with his very light breakfast...

No wonder some rich people never get fat!! 

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Imagine you having this very endowed damsel as your house maid! How do you see your home??

Ladies and gents in the hood! Check this out..

Ladies, can you employ someone who looks like this as your house maid?

Guys, is there anything wrong in having someone who is as packaged as this as your house maid?

If you have someone who looks exactly like this as your house maid, how do you see your home?

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Video of the day!! Referee slaps football player then runs for his life with soccer boots targetted at his head...

This is a very funny video! must watch for everyone... This referee was actually officiating a match. But during the match, there was a mixup which made him go seek the opinion of  his linesman to know who is really at fault. But things didn't turn out well when he slapped one of the football players. This sure got other players angry and made them chase him around the pitch with soccer boots aimed directly at him to bring him down! *rotfl*

Watch funny video below >>

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Very Dumb or Interesting?? Marriage bridal train engage in an horse riding photo pose... See photo >>

Dunno if this is a very interesting concept or a very dumb one.... Maybe that's what is in vogue now, really can't say...
This marriage bridal train took a photo with an horse riding style...
Whatcha say?? 
See photo below >>

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Basketmouth visits his old secondary school and sits on the chair he sat 20 years ago!!

Nigeria's stand up comedy star, Bright Okpocha, popularly known as Basket mouth visited his old time secondary school, earlier today - United Christian Secondary School, A papa, Lagos.
It was sweet memory on display as he sat on the same seat corner he used to seat back then and took a photograph with the new students in the class....
He wrote this caption on his IG page:
"And today I visited my secondary school, seated on the same seat (at least same corner) I sat 20 years ago in my classroom"

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Lmfao!! See this igbo-made original nose pointed addidas shoe... See hilarious photo >>

Nigerians are undoubtedly creative with wonderful innovations and creative works... Got this interesting piece online.
This kinda shoe can be made by addidas when and only when Aba boys are being employed by the addidas company! Lolz
See photo below >>>

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Nollywood again!! Release new movie titled Tear in my Bra

Nollywood is at it again o...*rotfl*
This time around, they've come up with a new movie titled Tear in my Bra.
What kinda movie title is this! Wonder what its content will be like..
See photo below >>

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Funny photo of the day!! If your girlfriend fries dodo like this, you're still single my brother... See funny photo >>

In a very interesting relationship and your girl says cooking is not her hobby??
Take this lil piece of information from me to you....
If your girlfriend fries dodo like this on a repeated basis and she does so happily, you're on your own o...

Oyo is your case lols*

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Photo of the day!! Father Christmas arrested on Christmas day for defiling 5 year old girl in Ogun... See photo >>

Lmao!
Things that happen #Only In Nigeria.
This father Christmas was arrested on his special day, dec 25th, for defiling 5 year old girl in Ogun-State.
Buh when we were young, they use to tell us that Santa's are metaphysical beings, they usually come from Rome.
Now wondering! Do spiritual beings get arrested too!
*rotfl*

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