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Saturday, 26 July 2014

Indian Jazz: 6 year old Indian wonder boy sets new world record by skating under 39 cars in 30 seconds... See unbelievable photos here >>>

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Meet six-year-old Indian wonder boy who is a
super-specialist in limbo-skating which may
land him a place in the Guinness Book of
Records.
Gagan Satish, a primary school pupil began
skating at the age of three, harnessing his
extreme flexibility to master and specialize in
limbo-skating. Now the super kid is ready to
try his hand at setting world record by limbo
skating under 39 cars in under 30 seconds.

The unusual show attracted crowds of curious
people just to take a glimpse of the talented
youngster, who gained speed on his roller
skates, spread his arms and legs until he was
almost completely flat and suddenly passed
underneath the cars. He covered the distance
in just 29.8 seconds and emerged unscathed
from the 20 centimetres of space underneath
the SUVs. Now the little Gagan has every right
to stake claim for an entry into the Guinness
Book of World Records!

Didier Drogba returns to Chelsea - See photos here >>>

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Didier Drogba has completed his return to Chelsea.
He signed a one-year deal at the club  having
become a legend at Stamford Bridge after being
signed by Jose Mourinho in 2004 for £24million.
He went on to reveal that he couldn't turn down
the opportunity to work with Mourinho again.
He said:
"It was an easy decision - I couldn't turn
down the opportunity to work with Jose
again. Everyone knows the special
relationship I have with this club and it has
always felt like home to me.My desire to win
is still the same and I look forward to the
opportunity to help this team. I am excited
for this next chapter of my career."

6 Futa students arrested for fraud - Created fake scholarship website and exploited money from people... Read story here >>>

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The Police Special Fraud Unit (PSFU) has arrested the above named internet fraudsters who specialized in designing organisation’s websites and using same to defraud unsuspecting members of the society.

A petition dated 22nd August 2013, received from OPEC FUND for International Development alleged that a website designed as “OFID Scholarship Website” with OFID name and logo has been used to defraud innocent Nigerian applicants. That in the website, applicants were required to pay N2,500.00 as an application fee and over 2,000 applicants responded and paid the fees through the First Bank Account Number 2020874607 and Access Bank Account Number 0056941009 with the name OFID WSAS NG. The petitioner stated further that it was one of the victims that contacted OFID via facebook, accusing OFID of being complicit in the fraud.



The Cybercrime Section of the Unit swung into action and the mastermind of the fraud, one Falade Oluwapelumi Ayotunde was arrested. His arrest led to the arrest of five other syndicate members. Police investigation so far revealed that over 2,000 applicants paid the sum of N2,500.00 each into the two banks provided by the suspects and the principal suspect is the only signatory to both accounts.

[1] FALADE OLUWAPELUMI AYOTUNDE - A 25years old from Akure, Ondo State and 500Level Estate Management student of Federal University of Technology, Akure (FUTA). The suspect made a confessional statement, that he designed the website of OFID WSAS (OPEC Fund for International Development for World Student Aid Scholarship) in June, 2012. That the idea came from one Fajobi Olalekan and Bolatiri Opemipo. He also admitted that he opened an account in both First Bank and Access Bank with the name OFID WSAS NG for applicants to pay in their application fee which many responded to. He further stated that he and his cohorts printed a postal for OFIDWAS which was on the website.

[2] ASAOLU VICTOR – 25years old from Ilesha in Osun State and a graduate of Mining Engineering from Federal University of Technology, Akure (FUTA). A job seeker, He confessed that he assisted to paste the posters on line and he was given N80,000.00 initially and later another N40,000.00 totaling N120,000.00 for the job.

[3] AWOTE TEMITOPE EMMANUEL – 27years old. A 500Level Estate Management student of Federal University of Technology, Akure (FUTA). He confessed that he assisted the principal suspect to sign guarantor for the accounts he opened in First Bank and Access Bank for the OFID program and was paid N70,000.00 which he had spent for his personal effects. He stated that he participated in pasting and publicizing the fake OFID Scholarship Program. He also stated that he knew from the onset that the OFID Scholarship Program is a scam aimed at defrauding innocent scholarship applicant but that he still went on to deceive the bank that his friend is honest and the program genuine.

[4] FAJOBI OLALEKAN is 27years old from Lagos State and a Mechanical Engineering graduate of Federal University of Technology, Akure (FUTA) with a first class honour and the best graduating student in his department for the year 2012. He is currently working with Dee Xecutor Concept. He stated that while in school, he lived in the same Lodge with the 1st suspect and his mates/friends always come to him for educational assistance because of his intelligence. That he once fell victim for scholarship known as EDIADS, which made the 1st suspect to approach him and got some information regarding that one, which he believed gave him an idea on how to design OFID Scholarship Website. He further stated that he lent the 1st suspect the sum N12,000.00 for hosting the Website. He later gave him N20,000.00 in return and informed him that the fraud was successful.

[5] BOLATIRI EMMANUEL ONAOPEMIPO is 25years old from Oyo State. A graduate of FUTA. He is currently a Handset Dealer. He corroborated Fajobi Olalekan’s statement that they applied for scholarship while in school which turned out to be fake and they shared their experiences with the 1st suspect which gave him an idea on how to design his own fake Website with OFID name/logo. He also stated that he lent him the sum of N8,000.00 and was later paid N12,000.00 with interest.

[6] ADEBOMI OLUWATOSIN – 26years old and a graduate of FUTA. He is currently working with Delta State Polytechnic, Ozoro as a Programmer II. According to him, he offered professional advice to the 1st suspect and lent him the sum of N10,000.00 and was later given N100,000.00 as his own share. He confessed that he knew from the onset that it was fraud aimed at defrauding innocent applicants, since there was no authority from OFID.

Investigation is on-going. Suspects will be charged to court soonest. The Commissioner of Police, Police Special Fraud Unit, CP Umar F. Idris advises the general public to verify the genuineness of any on-line advert before parting with their money. He also uses this medium to invite the affected victims to Police Special Fraud Unit (PSFU) No. 13, Milverton Road, Ikoyi – Lagos in furtherance of the investigation.

DSP NGOZI ISINTUME-AGU
Police Public Relations Officer
For: Commissioner of Police
Police Special Fraud Unit
Ikoyi – Lagos

Saddening story of a Nigerian man who spent 23 years in prison for refusing to pay #200 bribe to a police man... See photo + story here >>>

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had in prison for more than 23 years. Prior to
1989, Calistus Ike had dreamt of becoming a very
successful business man. Little did he know that
he was going to spend seven years as an awaiting
trial inmate and another 16 years on the death
row.
As the first son and bread winner of his family at
that time, Ike, had all his dreams quashed after he
was sentenced to death following his refusal to
pay N200 bribe to the policeman that investigated
an allegation against him. Luck however shone on
him when through the intervention of a France-
based human right group, Avocats Sans
Frontieres, ASFF, also known as ‘Lawyers Without
Borders France’, the Edo state government,
pardoned him and approved his release from
prison in 2012.
Reliving the harrowing times he had in jail and
circumstances that led to his conviction with
Saturday Vanguard, this disconsolate erstwhile
death row inmate, insisted that he was innocent of
the allegation that left him at the mercy of the
hang-man, even as he called for a total overhaul of
the criminal justice system in Nigeria.

Facebook owner; Mark Zuckerberg now richer than Google owners... Read full report/ Success story here >>>

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When Google founders Sergey Brin and Larry Page became billionaires many years ago, Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was still struggling with the social networking site. But now he's richer than them, this is according to Bloomberg.

See the full report from Bloomberg below...


The Facebook Inc. chairman added $1.6 billion to his fortune yesterday after the world’s largest social network closed at a record.

The surge elevated the 30-year-old’s net worth to $33.3 billion, moving him past Brin, 40, and Page, 41, as well as Amazon.com Inc. Chief Executive Officer Jeff Bezos, 50, on the Bloomberg Billionaires Index.

Zuckerberg is No. 16 on the ranking. The Google founders are 17th and 18th. Bezos occupies the 20th spot. “He’s just getting started,” David Kirkpatrick, author of “The Facebook Effect,” said in a telephone interview. “He’s going to become the richest person on the planet.” The Menlo Park, California-based company posted second-quarter sales that soared 61 percent to $2.91 billion yesterday, exceeding analysts’ average estimate of $2.81 billion.

The company’s revenue gain follows Google’s results last week, when the Web-search company posted sales that topped analysts’ estimates, largely based on the strength of online ads. Facebook has jumped 183 percent in the past 12 months, the biggest rally in the Standard & Poor’s 500 Index, according to data compiled by Bloomberg.

The company trades at 82-times reported earnings, compared to a multiple of 18.2 for the S&P 500. Google is up 7.5 percent for the year. Mobile promotions accounted for 62 percent of ad sales, up from 59 percent in the prior period. Net income more than doubled to $791 million, with profit excluding some items at 42 cents a share, above the projection of 32 cents. In total, Facebook accounted for 5.8 percent of worldwide digital ad revenue in 2013, up from 4.1 percent in 2012, according to EMarketer Inc.

The company’s performance also propelled the fortunes of other Facebook shareholders, including Dustin Moskovitz, the 30-year-old who started the social network with Zuckerberg at Harvard University a decade ago, and Sheryl Sandberg, Facebook’s 44-year-old chief operating officer who became one of the world’s youngest female billionaires in January.

Sandberg owns about 9.9 million shares valued at $740 million and has collected more than $550 million in share sales. “The company’s success is growing by the minute,” Kirkpatrick said. “There’s no sign it’s going to slow anytime soon.

MUST READ: The Real cause of Dagrin's death Revealed!! - Read here >>>

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It’s been four years since rapper since Olaitan Olanipekun, famously known as Dagrin passed on from injuries sustained in a ghastly car crash in Mushin, but the nation keeps talking about him. Now, new findings have revealed that the Nigerian police in the area might have been responsible for his death.

Residents in Mushin in a new interview with SaharaReporters, blamed the fatal night-time crash on the Nigerian police in Alakara station.

According to them, Policemen at the Alakara Police Command in the Mushin area of Lagos State are notorious for illegal raiding, bribery, and even escapades of what some call ‘murder at night’.

“I was there that night, and we did not even know at first that it was anyone (famous) like that. We were only helping to remove his body and to rescue him,” a young witness told the website.

“What actually happened that night was that the policemen had stopped the cement truck at the middle of road, and of course, they could only be asking for a bribe.

“Unfortunately, the truck had no rear light, (of any kind,) and so the oncoming car was unaware of any vehicle ahead. It just rammed head on, into it from the back.

“It rammed into the truck hard without holding the brakes at all, and that is because the truck in its front, had no light to show anything was there.

“So after we removed the body, we realized it was Da Grin, and he was groaning. They asked the truck driver to move forward and park out off of the road. They then moved Da Grin’s car afterwards so it would then look like he went to hit the truck where it parked.

“We were not thinking about all these as an attempt to change the story. We were only concerned about helping the victim of an accident, and by when they finished their artificial story, the world was only waiting for Da Grin’s recovery. But news broke later that he had died at the hospital.

“What made their story work was that the car did not hold its breaks, so there was no sign of screeching on the ground. Otherwise, the marks of friction from the tyres would be in the spot where it was removed, before parking it, and rearranging the scene.

“They did everything very fast, and by morning, they were no longer the cause of the accident.) Just like on Tuesday night, that they scared everyone away, and washed the blood stains of their victim within a brief period,” the young man continued.

“Of course, they caused the accident that killed Da Grin. And that is how they commit so much atrocities here in Mushin that the public will not know about, or what the truth is.

“We live here and we see them live, every time.”

The Alakara policemen are described as very apt, and swift, in immediately ‘cleaning up’ their dirty business, leaving behind little, to no evidence, of their atrocities.

"Please, i need to rest, He keeps bugging..." Tiwa Savage tells husband... See here >>>

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Exquisite Tiwa is presently in South Africa, she arrived quite a while ago and uploaded this picture with caption..

“Wanna go to the mall �������� but this bed is so soft …. Slowly drifting into lala land. Pls Mr Billz I need just 1 hour to rest…
he keeps bugging me about interviews #fittings #yawnnsss”

Sad: 9 year old Nigerian boy falls and dies in a soakaway few hours to graduation in Lagos... See here >>>

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A nine-year-old child, identified simply as Riliwan, fell into a soak-away at Apata Street, Somolu area of Lagos and died on Thursday morning.

Riliwan, a primary six pupil of a primary school in the area, was to attend his graduation ceremony that morning where he was billed to be given prizes for coming first in his class, when tragedy struck.

He fell into the soak-away while trying pour away a bowl of dirty water that his parents had used in rinsing their hands after eating Sahur (Ramadan pre-dawn meal).

“The incident happened around 4am. There was no power supply. His parents had finished eating the early morning meal, preparatory to the fasting, when they asked him to empty a bowl of dirty water inside the gutter.

As he went out in the dark, he stepped on a covering on the soak-away, which gave way….after his parents did not see him return, they became worried and searched everywhere for him. 

It was only about seven hours later that one of his foot wares was seen at the mouth of the soakaway.“People rallied round and tried draining the water in the soak-away, before they were able to bring him out. But he had died” a resident disclosed.

May his soul rest in peace

Unbelievable : Doctors Extract 232 Teeth From Mouth Of 17-Year-Old Indian Boy... See photos here >>>

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After a 7-hour operation, doctors in India have extracted 232 teeth from a 17-year-old boy Ashik Gavai‘s mouth. He was brought in with a swelling in his right jaw, the head of Mumbai’s JJ Hospital’s dental department Dr Sunanda Dhiware tells the BBC. Ashik had been suffering for a year and 6 months, and travelled to the city from his village after local doctors could not identify the cause of the problem.

His father was worried that it was cancer, so he brought him to the city. The doctors who helped extract the teeth, called his condition “very rare” and a “world “record”. Dr Dhiware told reporters that it was a complex composite odontoma where a single gum forms lots of teeth. It’s a sort of benign tumour.

“At first, we couldn’t cut it out so we had to use the basic chisel and hammer to take it out.
Once we opened it, little pearl-like teeth started coming out, one-by-one. Initially, we were collecting them, they were really like small white pearls. But then we started to get tired.

We counted 232 teeth.
According to medical literature available on the condition, it is known to affect the upper jaw and a maximum of 37 teeth have been extracted from the tumour in the past. But in Ashik’s case, the tumour was found deep in the lower jaw and it had hundreds of teeth.” Dr Dhiware said.

The surgery conducted on Monday involved two surgeons and two assistants, and was led by Dr Vandana Thorawade.

Ashik now has 28 teeth.

Photo Credit: BBC

Friday, 25 July 2014

Wednesday, 23 July 2014

Dorobucci Video by mavin is out... Watch / Download here >>>

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The long awaited dorobucci by Mavin records video is out... Its so super dope.. You're gonna love it. To download the video, click the download link below... Enjoy watching.. Doro super

DOWNLOAD DOROBUCCI VIDEO HERE

Omg!! You won't believe this artiste who is interested in dating Genevieve Nnaji... See him here >>

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Genevieve Nnaji has remained one of the most
sought after and hottest actress in the industry.
Its no wonder many have and will continue to
profess their love for the talented actress. As is
the case of Nigerian reggae artiste, Yung L who
reveals he has a crush on the actress.
Yung L revealed this during a recent interview with
NET.
The SOS singer who opened up on his longtime
love for the actress said: ‘Genevieve is everything
in a woman, I’m so crazy about her. She is single,
I’m single, I want to date her.
Yung L, who is also a rapper, is known for his
popular songs: ‘SOS’, ‘Fever’ and ‘Designer’.
Apparently its not just Yung L that has a crush on
Genevieve Nnaji.
We’ve seen the likes of Nollywood Actor, IK
Ogbonna who also revealed he has a crush on her,
Nigeria’s Big Brother Africa ‘The Chase’ rep,
Melvin Oduah who says Genevieve inspires him
and Nigerian rapper, Phyno who said he will give
anything to have her

BREAKING NEWS: Bomb Blasts Hits Kaduna, Many Feared Dead, many injured... See photo >>

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An explosion has occurred in central Kaduna
killing at least 10 people, a witness has said.
The blast occurred Wednesday afternoon along Isa
Kaita road which leads to the popular Murtala
Square.
A witness said the explosion is believed to have
been targeted at the convoy a prominent Islamic
cleric, Sheikh Dahiru Bauchi, who was on his way
to the Square.
Details later…

Comedian Tee A calls Davido a "fool" at miss global Nigeria.. Read gist here >>>

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The famous comedian couldn’t understand why
some music videos don’t tell the true story behind
the song’s lyrics….
Nigerian comedianTee Acalls music starDavidoa big
fool after the comedian couldn’t understand the
concept behind the singer’s “Aye”musical video.
At the 2014 Miss Global Nigeria held in Lagos,Tee
Atried to explain to his audience whyDavido’saward
winning song “Aye”ended up being shot in a village
and not in an urban city like Lagos.
If you are lost, here is the gist:
Davidosings about a girl who doesn’t want his
expensive gifts and lifestyle – aFerrari car, no
designer fashion stuff etc – but is solely interested
in his love alone.
Then his video comes out and its shot in a village
setting.
According toTee A, why would a village girl not want
your love when she first of all has no idea what
aFerraricar or designer brands are? He asked, “why
didn’t he [Davido] shoot that video in Lagos where
the ‘bad’ girls are?
It could have made much sense since they know
what those riches are… So if they deny those riches
for your love alone, that’s the trueAYE!”
In other words, perhaps the comedian just sent a
strong message to all Nigerian music video
directors to please shoot videos which tie to the
lyrics of the songs they are shooting videos for.
Not so bad,Tee A, Brilliant message!

Nigerian teen arrested for killing his brother and brutalizing his mother in New York... See photos >>>

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Charles Okonkwo Jr., a Long Island, New York,
teenager with a history of psychiatric problems
killed his 15-year old brother and brutally beat his
mother — a respected physician — into a coma
over the weekend, police say.Okonkwo, 18, has
been charged with assault on his mother, Chinwe
Okonkwo, 52, on Saturday in Dix Hill, New York,
but does not yet face charges on the death of
Bradley Okonkwo.
Mrs Okonkwo, a Brooklyn doctor, has received the
Congressional Leadership Award and runs Hope
Outreach Foundation, a nonprofit organization that
promote public health in Brooklyn and across the
world.
Charles Okonkwo Sr., Mrs Okonkwo’s husband,
returned home from a hospital stay on Saturday
night and found his son Bradley dead in his
bedroom. His wife was laying unconscious in a
pool of blood next to her car in the garage,
Newsday reports.
Read More Below
Mrs Okonkwo was airlifted to a nearby hospital,
where she remains in critical condition. She
suffered facial fractures and doctors have had to
relieve swelling on her brain.
Medical examiners could not immediately
determine Bradley Okonkwo’s cause of death and
are doing more tests to try to determine how he
died.Charles Okonkwo Jr. was arrested Saturday
night shortly after the attack was discovered. He
had fled the family home in his parents’ BMW X5
SUV, but was spotted by police just a short
distance away from the crime scene.
He admitted to ‘hurting’ his mother and little
brother, authorities say. In court on Sunday, a
defense said that Charles Okonkwo Jr. had a
history of mental illness, but didn’t elaborate on
what sorts of problems he has.Authorities also
offered no motive for the alleged attack. Members
of Long Island’s Nigerian immigrant community
stopped by the Okonkwo house on Sunday to pay
their respects to the family.
A family friend Lawrence Monwe told Newsday
that: “This is very tragic. No one saw it coming.
This was the perfect family you wouldn’t expect it
to happen to.”

Tuesday, 22 July 2014

Shameful: Germany damages their Brazil 2014 world cup trophy.... See more here >>>

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German football association (DFB) president Wolfgang Niersbach has confirmed that one of Germany team players has accidentally damaged the World Cup trophy.

On July 13 the European players were given a trophy by FIFA after they had beaten Argentina 1-0 in the final of the 2014 Mundial. However, Joachim Low’s men might have been celebrating the victory so hard, as they returned home and even toured Berlin with the trophy, that they somehow caused damage to the piece of art, goal.com reports. Niersbach was quoted saying:

"At one point, a small piece of our World Cup trophy was chipped off. But do not worry! We have specialists on the case who can fix it. We have investigated persistently who it was that damaged the trophy, but the investigation was concluded without a result."

Good news is that the trophy presented to the winners in Brazil was not the original worth €10 million (appr. N2.2 bn), but a replica. The original trophy was first introduced in 1974, having 18 karat gold and a malachite base. Not surprisingly, FIFA has been treating the precious piece with care tending not to trust football associations with it. On numerous occasions the World Cup trophy was targeted by thieves.

In 1983, the year when Brazil won the champions’ title, it was stolen in Rio de Janeiro and believed to have been never recovered. The trophy had to be substituted by its replica presented to Brazil’s president in 1984. Meanwhile Germany has been facing one of the most successful periods in its modern football history, as in the recent FIFA ranking the Europeans climbed to the top for the first time in around 20 years.

Money Speaking: Davido reveals why he flaunts his wealth on social media platforms

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Nigeria's BET Award winner, Davido speaks on why he flaunts his wealth in an interview with Encomium.. See what he has to say...
"I don't call it flaunting of wealth. It is my car, my money and it is even my page. You don't have to follow me on instagram. You don't have to follow me on social media. It would have being different if I was advertising all this on a billboard. I am not doing that".

Monday, 21 July 2014

Lmfao!!! Davido blasts gossipers.. Calls them stup1d gossipers.. See photos here

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Omg!! OBO has finally vexed o. It was rumoured jokingly some days back that davido just graduated from school without writing exams while in the real sense, he only went to a friend's graduation.. He dedicated this Short piece to his haters and the badmouthed folks, check out his tweets below......

Nollywood actress: Sola Kosoko welcomes baby girl (See photos here >>> )

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Sola Kosoko, a daughter to the veteran actor, José Kosoko has just welcomed a newly born baby girl to this world. She gave birth to the baby on the 19th of this month in the united states after being married to Abiodun Abina in 2012... We wish them all the best in life

Saturday, 19 July 2014

The reason why you never hand over your wedding printings to just anyone

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Be careful who prints your wedding programme! Akpors was hired to print a wedding programme. He was asked to put 1 John 4:18 on the wedding programme, but Akpors made a mistake. So, instead he printed John 4:18 on the programme. Read below what each of the verses says:

1 John 4:18 says "there is no fear in love; but perfect love casts out fear; because fear has torment. He that fears is not made perfect in love"

John 4:18 reads, "For you have had five husbands, and he whom you now have is not your husband..."

Wahala dey o!

A love letter from an Onitsha guy to an Onitsha girl...Rolling on the floor laughing

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*** How many trip for this letter?

Hello pretty damusel,

I just wanted to let u know dat I hav joined the muvin people.

Ndi na aga aga, (the happuning guys).

I am Aguiyi international! Importa & Exporta. I ownu plenty of shop in Onitsha main market. As u are luking at me, nne a dim very solid.

My containers come in 20s and 40s every weekly. I hav over 40 boys in my training.

Aguiyi is a bigi boy, I am a muver, I am a shaker. I yamu a man of timber & plywood. I yamu rich and by d special grace of God, I am the owner of di biggest & powerfulu boutique u can think of. I employ one lady to managin it.

I can call her wit my etisalat phone; give her query with my mtn; fire her with my glo; and hire another manger with my airtel. I wulu make you di CEO, president, and first lady of di conglomerate.

All di streets in china are right here in my head and all di Nigerian boys dat load market in there are under me.

As I yamu speaking to u now, they are making plan to crown me eze ndi igbo nile of china and by the special grace of God, you will be lolo ndi igbo nile of china.

Nne you look like egg yolk and for dat, I will kill any ochicha for u.
Nne, ego na esi isi na arum. I send money on errands.

A dim ok! Is it my fault dat I yamu a bigi boy? Is it my fault dat at my age, I have many boys under me? Is it my fault dat I have plans of making u d president of d biggest boutique in Onitsha?

I wulu repackage u nne m and present u to d world, pretty damusel. Nne m o! Oyoyo m, Egovin nwa! My yori yori! My african Queen, ashanti m! Nwa akworo aka muo! Igbu go m. Infact baby, take me.

Your loving faithfully,
Aguyi

Joke: The new dumb househelp

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A newly married couple brought a female househelp from the village to assist in keeping their home tidy so they would have time for their careers & other more important things.

One day, oga decided to give his wife a surprise package. He moulded a Big Heart(LOVE) with the assistance of the househelp, a project which took almost the whole day.

Madam came back & met the househelp sleeping & snoring:

Madam: Will u get up now! Stupid girl. What have u been doing since morning?

Househelp: Madam welcome. No vex abeg. Me & oga dey make love since morning. Na just now now we finish I say make I lie down small...

The househelp talk am well?

Have a pleasant week!

Friday, 18 July 2014

CHILDHOOD SONGS/POEMS WE MISSED THEIR CORRECT LYRICS

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LET'S HAVE FUN

(Decided to repost after many requests)

We can't deny the fact that as kids, wetin concern us with lyrics?...lol. We sang nonsense!!! As far as we get the nearest word for the sound made in the song/poem, we're good to go. No be so?

Which can u remember? bring them on! I bet everyone had different versions of lyrics... LOL

~ "Hip, mother hip.. Mother hipopo..
Pio pio mother hipopo and tm tm mother hipopotamous..!!!..."

~ "Our father two times eleven"

~ "Praise the lord, osingo osingo.... praise d Lord..."

~ "Jangilova epo motor..."

~ "Our faaather! look at in heaven, adaobi thy name!!!..."

~ "Twinkle twinkle little star, uuuur urur ur yoh yoh
hmm yoh little ..
Like ur father in the pot..."

~ "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K ELEMENO PEE..."

~ "Arise o com pa shon, Nigeria skol obe..."

~ "Two black birds sitting on the wall... Nwannem Peter nwannem paul..."

~ "Sandalili sandalili..."

~ "Ringa ringa rosy a .....(incoherent balbbings) i tish you i tish you
we all fall down"

~ "O when they say, o marching in, O when they say o marching in. O Lord, my God I want to be in d number, O when they say O marching in..."

~ "tusa tusa our march, one nature band in freedom, peace and unity"

~ "Whereva u go...gogogongo!
Whereva uv bn...sisieko!
Do not say yess when u mean to say no...baba ibadan!..."

Keep them coming...

AMAZINGLY UNBELIEVABLE... 101-YEAR-OLD GRANDMOTHER ‘COMES BACK FROM THE DEAD’

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Mourners at a house in China were left shocked after a 101-year-old woman they thought was dead sat up just before she was due to be put into a coffin and spoke to them.

Peng Xiuhua surprised her friends and family when she awoke in Lianjiang, Guangdong province, and asked why her house was so crowded.
She had been declared dead after her two daughters found her lifeless body following a fall in her residence.
The two women in their 70s had bathed their mother and an undertaker had dressed her in preparation for her funeral.
But the memorial was not to take place after the grandmother sat up, just as she was being lowered into a casket.
Peng said: ‘I am a lucky woman.
‘Not only did I get to see how many people care for me, but I also woke up before they took me to the crematorium.’
Lucky indeed.

Thursday, 17 July 2014

Very funny: Different brands of cars and their Nigerian meaning... Lmfao... Read here >>>

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DIFFERENT BRANDS OF CARS AND THEIR
MEANINGS
BMW» Bring Me Women
FORD» Fix OR Repair Daily
HYUNDAI» Hope You Understand Nothing Drivable
And Inexpensive
VOLVO» Very Odd Looking Vehicular Objects
KIA» Kills In Accidents
OPEL» Old People Enjoy Life.
TOYOTA» The One You Only Trust Always
GOLF/GTI» Girls Only Love Fun/Get Them Inside
HONDA» Hanged Over Now Driving Away
POLO» Panties Off Legs Open
Which car are u driving?

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