Funny Joke: Akpos's application for employment

Dear Sir,
APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT BY AKPOS
I refer to the recent death of the accountant at your
office and hereby apply for the job as a
replacement of the dead accountant. Each time I
apply for employment, I get a reply that there is no
vacancy but in this case, I have caught you red
handed and you have no excuse because while I
was in my home town for holidays I heard the good
news about his death so I quickly rushed back to
attend the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead
before applying. Attached to my letter is a copy of
my CV and his obituary as proof of the vacancy.
You can't deceive me this time. Give me the job.
Thanks,
Yours Truly,
Akpos