We love our parents and always will respect them. However, they spin a yarn as good as the rest of us. These are some of the fibs they fed me while growing up. You should share yours too.
1. They all came first in class. (So who came second?)
2. All the gala sellers are dead. (Who sells to them every other time that they buy?)
3. Money cannot buy happiness. (Well, it doesn't make you unhappy either).
4. All parents did not fornicate before marriage. (I hear)
5. Children jump out through the stomach at parturition.
6. You'll fall pregnant if a boy does so much as holds your hand. ( I suppose don born a whole country by now)
7. "Just tell me the truth, you won't get in trouble". (Yeah right!)
Share yours.
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